Flaps Jokes
9 flaps jokes and hilarious flaps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flaps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Flaps Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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**Suggestion for you**
At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle right below the knot. Then ask someone, "Which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?" After they guess, let it unravel and go "It's a tie!".
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....
The man says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 bucks my parrot can recite the Gettysburg Address!" The parrot squawks a bit and flaps its wings. Furious, the man pays the bartender and returns home.
When they get home the man berates the parrot for failing to perform and the parrot responds, "You fool! Just think of the odds we can get next time!"
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
My grandma flaps her legs during her seizures
We all get a kick out of it
What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.
In my family they didn't say "dont forget to wash behind your ears!"
They said "Dont forget to wash inside your flaps"
My apologies to the Jewish men who dont understand.
I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.
Did you know that the two different types of elephants have hugely different flaps?
The Asian Elephant has the small ears, which pretty much means its African cousin is earelephant.
Idiot pilots - an old one if you haven't heard it . . .
Two idiot pilots are coming-in for a landing.
"Give me 10% flaps," the pilot says.
"Okay, 20% now."
"And, 30%."
"Hey it looks like we're coming in pretty fast," the co-pilot says.
"Yeah, give me 40% flaps."
"Better make that 50%."
"Whoa, this isn't gonna work, 60%, no 80%!"
"Give me 90%, give me 100!!"
The plane hits the runway, the pilot slams on the brakes, and the plane stops just inches from the edge. The pilot wipes his brow and turns to the co-pilot.
"Wow, that's the shortest runway I've ever seen. But, you know, it must be a mile wide." ha ha
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