JokoJokes

Flapping Jokes

25 flapping jokes and hilarious flapping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flapping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Flapping Short Jokes

Short flapping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flapping humour may include short waving jokes also.

  1. American politics is like a penguin. It has both a left wing and a right wing. But are only good for flapping and making noises.
  2. Your momma so fat A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.
  3. My My My dog had a hernia, my closet had a Narnia
    My clothes a re too tight, my tights are too close.
    My flap jacks got a flat, my wife didn't.
  4. When we got married I could pull her lips apart... Let 'em go, they would slam shut.
    17 years later I can hold 'em shut, let 'em go and they flap wide-open!
  5. What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.
  6. In my family they didn't say "dont forget to wash behind your ears!" They said "Dont forget to wash inside your flaps"
    My apologies to the Jewish men who dont understand.
  7. Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!
  8. I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.
  9. I like my women how I like my advent calendar. I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
    Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.
  10. My wife said, "I know I asked to try something different tonight, but why are you flapping my folds of belly flab together?" "I'm roll playing".

Share These Flapping Jokes With Friends




Flapping One Liners

Which flapping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flapping? I can suggest the ones about slapping and clapping.

  1. How do you know if a yorkshire man is dyslexic? He'll be wearing a cat flap.
  2. My grandma flaps her legs during her seizures We all get a kick out of it
  3. I saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day, He was wearing a cat flap.
  4. Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap.
  5. What do you call a girl who isn't wearing underwear? Free-flapping.
  6. Why do birds make awful parents? They're always getting in a flap
  7. How do you make a cat flap? Throw it out a third storey window
  8. How do you make a cat flap? Throw it off a cliff.
  9. What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face.
  10. Whats a pancakes favorite excersise? Flap, JACKS !
  11. What do you call the act of a bird m**...? A flap fap.
  12. How do you know when a blonde has a brain f**...?
    Her ears flap.
  13. What do you call the f**... on a gay guy..? Mud flaps
  14. What do you call a gay man's n**...? Mud Flaps

Flapping joke, What do you call a gay man's n**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about flapping can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flapping puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly Flapping Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about flapping you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean flying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flapping prank.

Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...

Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."

**Suggestion for you**

At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle right below the knot. Then ask someone, "Which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?" After they guess, let it unravel and go "It's a tie!".

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....

The man says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 bucks my parrot can recite the Gettysburg Address!" The parrot squawks a bit and flaps its wings. Furious, the man pays the bartender and returns home.
When they get home the man berates the parrot for failing to perform and the parrot responds, "You fool! Just think of the odds we can get next time!"

No problems

A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.

How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.

g**... mail pattern baldness...

A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents

When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.

I had a job interview today, so I started with some sweeping, after which I displayed my twirling, then a little peek-a-boo, and I finished with a most vigorous flapping

I don't think they were impressed with my cape abilities.

Flapping joke, I had a job interview today, so I started with some sweeping, after which I displayed my twirling, t

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these flapping jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.