Flap Jokes
8 flap jokes and hilarious flap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover just how many variations of flap jokes there are! From cat flaps, fanny flaps, and mud flaps to pouches, prairie howls, and more, you won't want to miss this hilarious collection of flap jokes.
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My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
g**... mail pattern baldness...
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Are you Flappy Bird?
'Cuz I wanna tap you till you c**....
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What do you call the act of a bird m**...?
A flap fap.
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My dog had a hernia, my closet had a Narnia
My clothes a re too tight, my tights are too close.
My flap jacks got a flat, my wife didn't.
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I saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day,
He was wearing a cat flap.
When we got married I could pull her lips apart...
Let 'em go, they would slam shut.
17 years later I can hold 'em shut, let 'em go and they flap wide-open!
Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe?
It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent..
That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.
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