Flammable Jokes
20 flammable jokes and hilarious flammable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flammable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flammable Short Jokes
Short flammable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flammable humour may include short flaming jokes also.
- Children must be really dangerous... Most of the flammable stuff I own tells me to KEEP AWAY from them!
- What do you call dying from a flammable gel that's made from horse hands? Neighpalm Death.
- How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas? He's soda lighted!
- You know what the Torah, Quran, and Bible all have in common? They're all super flammable.
- I study different religions. Through dedicated research, I found one similarity that the Bible, Quran, Torah, and even the Book of m**... all share. They are all equally flammable.
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Flammable One Liners
Which flammable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flammable? I can suggest the ones about explosive and fire extinguisher.
- What do you call flammable gel that's made from horse hands? Neighpalm
- What's the most flammable book? A matchbook.
- What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven.
- What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? Flammable Lector.
- Why do dragons hoard gold and jewels? Because cash is flammable.
- Why is dryer lint so flammable. Because it's dryer then regular lint.
- Why isn't justice flammable? Because it's just ice!
- What is the most affectionate of *all* flammable liquids? Kerosene.
The Funniest Flammable Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about flammable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flammable pranks.
There were once some monks who decided to raise money by opening a flower shop
There was once an order of monks that needed to raise some money. They figured that the best way to do this was by opening a flower shop and selling flowers.
Now, these monks sold their flowers really cheap, and everyone liked the idea of buying flowers from men of God, so much so that all the other florists slowly lost all their business.
Realizing their predicament, the florists banded to figure out how to remove these monks. They finally settled on Big Hugh, the best kneecapper in town. Big Hugh went to the monks and made several casual comments about the flammability of their monastary. Cowed, the monks caved to his demands, thus proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
TIL about a method of capital punishment called the Roman Candle. Victims were tied to a stake and covered in a flammable resin. The burning bodies would sometimes be used to provide lighting for evening parties.
Great idea; terrible execution.
