Flamingo Jokes
46 flamingo jokes and hilarious flamingo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flamingo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flamingo Short Jokes
Short flamingo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flamingo humour may include short peacock jokes also.
- So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.
- I don't mind following rules at work, but when my boss told me to stop impersonating flamingos... I had to put my foot down.
- Scientists have discovered why flamingos stand on one leg Because if they lifted the other one as well, they'd fall.
- Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up? If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.
- I'm 28, and my parents got really angry at me for acting like a flamingo all the time. When they told me that, I had to put my foot down.
- My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it's annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo. That's when I put my foot down.
- Why do flamingos raise one leg when they stand? Beacuse if they would raise both legs, they would fall
- I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down
- What's the worst thing about being stuck behind a car with a flamingo at the wheel? They never put their foot down
- What bird is Sauron? A flamingo
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Flamingo One Liners
Which flamingo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flamingo? I can suggest the ones about dolphin and flamboyant.
- My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down
- My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down.
- How do you make a Flamingo
Set fire to an O - When people tell me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...that's when I put my foot down.
- What do you call a flamingo that won't move? Flaminstay
- I got really upset at people mocking my flamingo costume so I had to put my foot down.
- What do you call a sick flamingo? A phlegmingo
- Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
- What do you call a dead flamingo Flamingone
- A dead flamingo... would be called a flaminstop
- How do flamingos socialize at events? They flamingle.
- Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because otherwise they would be sitting.
- When my friends get mad at my flamingo impression...
- I just purchased an entire flock of flamingos and have absolutely no egrets
- My mom told me that I looked like a flamingo That's when I put my foot down
Uproarious Flamingo Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about flamingo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean penguin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flamingo pranks.
I'm getting fed up with my wife! She's always stopping my perfect animal impressions just because she finds them annoying.
If she yells at me one more time for impersonating a flamingo, I'm going to have to put my foot down.
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A woman asks her husband what type of bird makes for the sexiest Halloween costume
"Should I be a spotted b**...?", asks the woman.
"Or what about a spread pink Flamingo?" "...Neither" replies the man. "If you really want men to like you, you need to be some sort of s**...."
So I like to stand on one leg sometime, like a flamingo, to help with building my balance...
My girlfriend always rolls her eyes at me and the other day she snapped and yelled at me to stop.
I said, This is my house, don't make me put my foot down..
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What did one member of the synchronized flamingo m**... team say to another member after an argument over their performance?
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot
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What do you call a group of crows?
A m**....
What do you call a group of flamingos?
A flamboyance.
What do you call a group of zebras?
A dazzle.
What do you call a country ran by Trump?
A problem.
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A fun joke to tell your friends.
This joke is pretty fun to tell, but you need a friend to make it work.
You: A class went on a field trip to the zoo. The teacher stopped by the gorilla cage and said "Can anyone tell me what animal this is?" the r**... kid raised his hand and said "It's a gorilla." Everyone said "Yay for the little r**... kid!" They continue and the teacher stops by the flamingos and asks the same question. The r**... kid raised his hand and said "They're flamingos!" everyone said "Yay for the little r**... kid!" They stopped at another pen with white and striped horses in it. They're white, and they have black stripes... I can't remember what they are. (Act like you really don't know)
Your friend: Zebra.
You: *claps* Yay for the little r**... kid!
