Uproarious Flamingo Jokes to Share with Friends
My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down
What did one member of the synchronized flamingo m**... team say to another member after an argument over their performance?
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot
A woman asks her husband what type of bird makes for the sexiest Halloween costume
"Should I be a spotted b**...?", asks the woman.
"Or what about a spread pink Flamingo?" "...Neither" replies the man. "If you really want men to like you, you need to be some sort of s**...."
My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.
I had to put my foot down.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up?
If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.
When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo
I had to put my foot down.
My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore...
I had to put my foot down
My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo..
I had to put my foot down
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
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Today at school, my teacher said I needed to stop doing my impression of a Flamingo
That's when I had to put my foot down.
My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it's annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
That's when I put my foot down.
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they stood on no legs they would fall down
I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo..
So I had to put my foot down.
So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo
one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.
What do you call a flamingo that won't move?
Flaminstay
My wife told me I couldn't act like a flamingo any more...
I had to put my foot down
My wife accused me of acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down...
My wife says I need to stop acting like a flamingo
That's when I had to out my foot down.
What do you call a sick flamingo?
A phlegmingo
A dead flamingo...
would be called a flaminstop
If someone calls me a flamingo..
that's when I put my foot down.
When people tell me to stop acting like a flamingo...
...that's when I put my foot down.
My wife was very irritated with me for my constant need to act like a flamingo
so i had to put my foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo
Flamingone
I'm 28, and my parents got really angry at me for acting like a flamingo all the time.
When they told me that, I had to put my foot down.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
How do flamingos socialize at events?
They flamingle.
My girlfriend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo..
..it was at that moment I knew I needed to put my foot down.
My husband told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo...
So I put my foot down.
Yesterday, my wife finally told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Reluctantly, I had to put my foot down.
My girlfriend told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo
That's when I really had to put my foot down.
My wife kept telling me to stop doing a flamingo impression...
In the end I had to put my foot down
So I like to stand on one leg sometime, like a flamingo, to help with building my balance...
My girlfriend always rolls her eyes at me and the other day she snapped and yelled at me to stop.
I said, This is my house, don't make me put my foot down..
Do you know why flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they raise the other leg too, they fall
How do you make a Flamingo
Set fire to an O
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted up both it would fall over
My wife told me I'm always acting like a flamingo...
Well, I had to put my foot down for that.
My wife forced me to stop identifying as a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down.
I got really upset at people mocking my flamingo costume
so I had to put my foot down.
I'm getting fed up with my wife! She's always stopping my perfect animal impressions just because she finds them annoying.
If she yells at me one more time for impersonating a flamingo, I'm going to have to put my foot down.
Why does a Flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
My gf asked me to impersonate a flamingo..
But I put my foot down 😂
My wife said she would kick me out the house if I kept doing my flamingo impressions.
So I had to put my foot down.
When my son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo..
.. I had to put my foot down.
My wife asked me to stop acting like a flamingo
I had to put my foot down.
