Flamingo Jokes

• Short Flamingo Jokes
• Flamingo One Liners
• Pink Flamingo Jokes
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Funniest Flamingo Short Jokes

Short flamingo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flamingo humour may include short peacock jokes also.

1. So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.
2. I don't mind following rules at work, but when my boss told me to stop impersonating flamingos... I had to put my foot down.
3. Scientists have discovered why flamingos stand on one leg Because if they lifted the other one as well, they'd fall.
4. My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down
5. Today at school, my teacher said I needed to stop doing my impression of a Flamingo That's when I had to put my foot down.
6. Yesterday, my wife finally told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. Reluctantly, I had to put my foot down.
7. My wife kept telling me to stop doing a flamingo impression... In the end I had to put my foot down
8. Do you know why flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they raise the other leg too, they fall
9. I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo.. So I had to put my foot down.
10. Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up? If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.

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Flamingo One Liners

Which flamingo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flamingo? I can suggest the ones about dolphin and flamboyant.

1. My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down
2. When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
3. My wife asked me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
4. When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down
5. When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down
6. My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down.
7. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if it lifted up both it would fall over
8. How do you make a Flamingo ​
   Set fire to an O
9. My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down
10. When my son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.. .. I had to put my foot down.
11. When people tell me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...that's when I put my foot down.
12. My wife accused me of acting like a flamingo So I had to put my foot down...
13. My wife told me I couldn't act like a flamingo any more... I had to put my foot down
14. My wife forced me to stop identifying as a flamingo... I had to put my foot down.
15. My husband told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo... So I put my foot down.

Pink Flamingo Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink flamingo jokes and even better pink flamingo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians.
• How can you tell when pink flamingos move in next door? They have a bunch of plastic Mexicans out front.

Uproarious Flamingo Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about flamingo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean penguin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flamingo pranks.