Flamboyant Jokes
26 flamboyant jokes and hilarious flamboyant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flamboyant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flamboyant Short Jokes
Short flamboyant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flamboyant humour may include short flashy jokes also.
- The best student in my wine appreciation class is flamboyantly gay But then they say that distinctly fruity overtones are the mark of a good sommelier
- Jesus finally enters heaven... He walks up to God, flicks his wrists forward flamboyantly and simply says: "Look dad, got my nails done"
- What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp.
- Thor in San Francisco Thor arrives in San Francisco and proudly announces "I AM THOR!"
I flamboyantly gay man looks at him and states "You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith." - I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant.
- Some stereotypes just aren't true, not all gay people are flamboyant and constantly happy Some of them are l**...
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Flamboyant One Liners
Which flamboyant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flamboyant? I can suggest the ones about flaming and colourful.
- What do you get if you glue sequins to your life jacket? >!Flamboyancy!<
- Why do gay guys float easier then straight guys. Because they are flamboyant.
- What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette
- Why are gay guys able to float? Because they're flamboyant.
- What do you call a confident and stylish young fire ant? Flamboyant
- Why does the feminine man float on fire? Because he is flamboyant!
- Why don't drag queens drown? (OC) Because they're flamboyant.
- What do you call a flamboyantly gay guy from guatemala? A tropical fruit.
- What's the most important property of a sparkling pink ship? It's flamboyant.
- What do you call a flamboyant skeleton? A skeleton in the closet.
- What do you call a flamboyant gay man who is lactating? Dairy queen. :3
- I had a friend who was always dressed well, and could float on lava. He was flamboyant.
- What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant.
- How would you describe a bunch of rebellious, flamboyant teeth? Metrodental
- Why don't g**... sink? They're flamboyant...
Laughter Flamboyant Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about flamboyant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean colorful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flamboyant pranks.
A man is visiting friends in Alabama and decides he's needs a drink so he goes to a local bar
He walks in and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see a flamboyant yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks you ain't from around here are you?
No sir, He says, I'm from Minnesota
What the h**... do you do in Minnesota the bartender asks.
Im a taxidermist! The man replies.
What the h**... is that!? The bartender asks.
The guy says nervously I umm, mount dead animals
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar it's ok fellas, he's one of us!
A guy walks into a r**... bar.
A guy walks into a r**... bar and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see some flamboyant Yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks, "You ain't from around here, are you?"
"No sir," the guy says, "I'm from North Dakota."
"North Dakota?" the bartender asks. "What the h**... you do in North Dakota?"
"I'm a taxidermist," the guy replies.
"A taxidermist, what the h**... is that?" the bartender asks.
The guy says nervously, "Um, I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay fellas, he's one of us!"
"There are three kinds of s**......"
"There's homosexual s**..., for people who have s**... at home, bisexual, for people who buy s**..., and there's t**...—that's me, I'll try anything!"
Credit to Francis, the 80-year-old, flamboyantly hilarious artist I met on the train yesterday morning.
An Irish man is sitting in a bar drinking
A flamboyantly gay man comes up to him and asks, "Can I give you a b**...?"
The Irishman stands up and punches the gay man.
The bar tender comes over and asks, "Why did you hit that guy?"
The Irish man replied, "He said somethin' about me gettin' a job"
