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18 flam jokes and hilarious flam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Flam Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good flam joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if it lifted up both it would fall over

Do you know why flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they raise the other leg too, they fall

Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg pulled up?

If they pulled both legs up, they would fall over.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they stood on no legs they would fall down

How does a flamenco dancer catch fish?

Castanet.

Why does a Flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

What's the most flammable book?

A matchbook.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What do the Flaming Lips say when their friend is about to do something s**...?

"You...do...realize..."

How do flamingos socialize at events?

They flamingle.

Why do flamingos raise one leg when they stand?

Beacuse if they would raise both legs, they would fall

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because otherwise they would be sitting.

Flamethrowers

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

Flam joke, Flamethrowers

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about flam can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flam puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Flam One Liners

Which flam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flam? I can suggest the ones about fragrance and perfume.

  1. What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats? Flam-buoyant
  2. I used to think Paul Walker was Gay Turns out he's flamming
  3. Why do gay people float better in water? Because they are flam*buoyant*.

Flam joke, Why do gay people float better in water?

Flam joke, Why do gay people float better in water?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these flam jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.