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Flaky Jokes

7 flaky jokes and hilarious flaky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flaky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at this selection of flaky jokes about skin, statesmanship, and the power of the crispy famine! Enjoy the hilarity and put a smile on your face with these funny and original flaky jokes.


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The Funniest Flaky Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good flaky joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did Zlatan refuse to eat the croissant?

Because it was too flaky, just like his former teammate.

My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...

He's been really flaky lately.

What's the difference between a fancy vacuum and a flaky offspring?

One's a Dyson, the other is a dry son.

My girlfriend is a special snowflake

She's cold and flaky.

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

I stopped being friends with a man named Sir Riasis...

He was really flaky

Why should you never trust a man with peeling skin?

Because he's flaky.


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