Flag Jokes

Funniest Flag Short Jokes

Short flag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flag humour may include short marker jokes also.

1. My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing. So I took down his confederate flag.
2. My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution Could this be a red flag?
3. I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist. I should've known sooner. There were red flags everywhere.
4. I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist. To be honest, there were a lot of red flags
5. No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
6. TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
7. My girlfriend left me because of my unhealthy obsession with USSR memorabilia... She said there were too many red flags!
8. A girl I was dating invited me over to her place. When I went into her room, she had a Soviet banner draped on her wall. I left immediately. It was a big red flag.
9. I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known. All the red flags were there.
10. Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

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Flag One Liners

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1. We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
2. I should've known my boyfriend was a communist. There were plenty of red flags.
3. What are the two problems with the french flag? The red bit and the blue bit.
4. What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus.
5. What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
6. Why did the girl not want to date the communist? He was waving a lot of red flags.
7. What's the worst thing about Austria? I don't know, but the flag is a big minus.
8. Flying the Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist. It's usually the other way around.
9. He said he was a communist. I should've known darnit, there were red flags everywhere.
10. How did we not know that Communism was bad from the start? So many red flags.
11. Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin.
    Sorry :P .
12. I Don't Know Why I Like Switzerland So Much But the flag is a big plus
13. I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?
14. Double standards are the worst. I mean, one flag is enough.
15. Dating pro tip: if s/he admires the Soviet Union... then that's a red flag

Switzerland Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny switzerland flag jokes and even better switzerland flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too
• What's the only red flag you should never worry about? Switzerland's, because it's a big plus
• What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus.
• Who else is cheering for Switzerland in the Olympics? So much to like about the country. I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
• So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus
• I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus
• So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: "Well, the flag's a big plus."^I'll^see^myself^out.
• INTERVIEWER: Roger Federer, why do you like Switzerland so much? RODGER FEDERER: Well the flag is a big plus.
• So I'm weighing the pros and cons for moving to Switzerland... The flag is a big plus...
  
• I was asked why Switzerland was one of my favourite countries to visit. "Well, their flag's a big plus!"

American Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny american flag jokes and even better american flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.
  So it looks like the French landed there.
• Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or albanian And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese
• Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them.
• Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run.
• The American flag that was planted on the moon has turned white due to solar radiation. Now future historians will think the French got there first.
• What does the green in the American flag stand for? Being a reliable ally.
• How can you tell American tourists and Canadian tourists apart? Canadian tourists have a small Canadian flag on their backpacks, but Americans have a big Canadian flag on theirs.
• Make sure you all have extra pin backs for your mini American flag pins. I lost mine... ['N DA PIN DIDN'T STAY](#s)
• Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
  Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
• One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.

Country Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny country flag jokes and even better country flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
• There are two kinds of countries Those who use the metric system, and those who have their flag on the moon.
• The US confederate flags supporters should be proud. They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.
• No leader or government should establish communism in their country... ...after all, in history, there have been so many red flags.
• Generally, when Communist countries get patriotic… it's a big red flag
• How did the dad figure out the most popular country in the world? He took a flag pole.
• "My wife has a stall on the beach..." "My wife has a stall on the beach where you can buy flags of any country"
  "Does she sell Seychelles by the sea shore?"
• Only two countries have square flags One is Vatican City, the other is Switzerland.
  No wonder Swiss cheese is holy.
• Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*
• Country flags make no sense Atleast the Japanese flag has a point.

Confederate Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny confederate flag jokes and even better confederate flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right.
• My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag
• Apparently NASCAR is banning all Confederate flags from its races. But how will drivers know they've entered the last lap of the race? 🏳
• My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race
• What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it? A Hiccup!
  Get it? Hick-cup?
• We really shouldn't be surprised that NASCAR banned the Confederate flag and is participating in charity auctions for pride month They've been going left for years
• Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
• My uncle was complaining about all the participation trophies kids get these days. So I tore down his Confederate flag.
• With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism.
• NASCAR got rid of the confederate flag from race tracks Another true end to race wars.

Red Flag Jokes

Here is a list of funny red flag jokes and even better red flag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once dated a girl from Tunisia Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags
• I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.
• My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union. And for me, that's a major red flag.
• After a fun night, he invited me to his place. But then I realized he was a communist. I should've seen the red flags.
• I just started dating this girl and there have been several red flags... ...but I guess that just comes with the territory when dating a communist.
• I got fired from my mail route today. They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.
• I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia... I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.
• I went to Soviet Russia once I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags
• I don't trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio. Big red flag.
• I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work I don't know she missed all the red flags

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