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What is both flaccid and rock hard at the same time?
Michelangelo's David
What's it like never being flaccid?
Hard.
I watched a film about a giant crocodile with erectile dysfunction....
Lake Flaccid.
What's hard before you use it, wet while you're using it and soft and flaccid after you are done using it?
Chewing gum.
What goes in e**..., hard and dry. And comes out wet and flaccid ?
Spaghetti in the boiling pan !
What do you call a flaccid snake?
A reptile distinction.
Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction?
It's called Lake Flaccid.
Why did the captain send his flaccid detective home?
He wasn't looking hard enough.
How did we get stuck with this flaccid dxxx for a president?
Electile dysfunction.
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