Fjord Jokes

Funniest Fjord Short Jokes

Short fjord jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fjord humour may include short viking jokes also.

1. Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there.
2. Was going to go to Norway on holiday this year. Ran the numbers through my budgeting spreadsheet and . . . . . . couldn't a-fjord it.
3. I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day... The only problem was- I couldn't a-fjord it.
4. The kings of Sweden and denmark are having a press conference today The king of Norway will also say a fjords
5. Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets. They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.
6. What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
7. My cousin Fredrik is an environmental conservationist is Norway but he doesn't like to talk about it. He's a man of fjords
8. Where did the Norwegian purchase his brand new Mustang convertible? At his local Fjord dealer.
9. What do you say when you fall into a fjord? Fjuck.

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Fjord One Liners

Which fjord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fjord? I can suggest the ones about norwegian navy and ferry.

1. Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
2. What is a Viking's favorite car? …….a Fjord Explorer.
3. Why did the Norwegian sell her boat? She couldn't a-fjord it!
4. What kind of car do Norwegians drive? A Fjord Fjocus
5. What is the top selling car in iceland? The Fjord Fjusion
6. What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive? A Fjord
7. I'd like to go to Sweden But I can't a-fjord it.
8. Why is it people always go to Norway for beach holidays? They're very a-fjord-able.
9. Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
10. what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape
11. [groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord.
12. A friend from Spain asked if I wanted to go see the fjords with him... Norway, Jose
13. What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord.
14. You know what they say about Norwegian snowmobiles? They're built fjord tough.
15. What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150.

Cheeky Fjord Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about fjord you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean norwegian swede jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fjord pranks.