The Best 19 Fives Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Fives jokes. There are some fives quatre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fives fugue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Fives Jokes and Puns

So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour?

Purrrrrr-ple

High fives all round!

Offensive (possible repost but I made it up myself)

A pedophile drives up to his friend in a van and says "I'll trade you two fives for a ten".

Fives joke, Offensive (possible repost but I made it up myself)

Why did ancient Romans not exchange high fives?

They didn't want to spread HIV.

What did one paedophile say to the other?

Swap you two fives for a ten


Two statisticians are out hunting...

Two statisticians are out hunting when one of them sees a duck. The first takes aim and shoots, but the bullet goes sailing pass 6in too high. The second statistician also takes aim and shoots, but this time the bullet goes sailing past 6in too low. The two statisticians then give one another high fives and exclaim "Got him!"

Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

Fives joke, Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

I won my poker tournament last night with the five of clubs and the five of spades.

Black fives matter.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why do pictures rotated counter clockwise hate giving high fives

Because they're always *left hanging*

Before we started dating, my girlfriend was in an abusive relationship and she'd Never talk about it.

For the entire first year of our relationship, I just thought she hated high fives.

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My girlfriend of 2 years just told me her ex used to beat her really badly, and she never told me b/c it's really painful for her to talk about. I feel bad I didn't figure it out sooner.

I always thought she just really hated high fives.

The five-second rule...

The five-second rule for food dropped on the floor is not a very good rule if you have a one-second dog.

A doctor is performing a very dangerous operation on a child.

Doctor: The chances of you surviving this are only 50%

Child: Lets do it 2 times then!

*high fives the doctor*

Use the word 'and' fives times in a row.

In exchange for lunch, a starving artist offered to paint a new sign for "The King and Queen" pub. Of course the proprietor quickly agreed, but when he saw the new sign he was not entirely pleased.
"There should be a bit more space between King and And, and And and King"

I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush (clubs) on the river...

...I guess black fives do matter.

Fives joke, I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush

Why doesn't Logan Paul do high fives?

Because he likes to leave you hanging

If I were in high school again, I'd register as a licensed therapist.

Then listening fives times a week would finally payoff.

Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM!
-high fives Socrates-


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fives five kinds of sex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fives five surgeons piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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