Fitting Room Jokes
28 fitting room jokes and hilarious fitting room puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fitting room that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fitting Room Short Jokes
Short fitting room jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fitting room humour may include short dressing room jokes also.
- I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!
- My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said "Like a cheap castle."
Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, "No ball room." - Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings Dad: Yep, it's Universal
This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT. - Eggs in my fridge I bought 12 eggs today but there was no room for them in my fridge. Dozen fit
- I don't understand why people are so scared to go in dressing rooms… But I guess it's only fitting.
- What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid.
- Me : how big is this room ? Estate agent : it's 15 square feet
Me : I could fit at least 3200 copies of the movie ratatouille on dvd in here
Estate agent : what
Me : what - You can really scare someone when you yell Peek-a-boo! . Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room.
- Statistically speaking, ten percent of women cry in shop fitting rooms. Guess they weren't expecting to see me there.
- I always worry someone will laugh at me when I buy condoms But they never laugh once I ask where the fitting room is.
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Fitting Room One Liners
Which fitting room one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fitting room? I can suggest the ones about changing room and fitting.
- Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
Fitting Room Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fitting room you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suit fitting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fitting room pranks.
My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.
She said to me "Would you mind taking my blouse off?"
I replied, "Certainly," and took it off.
Then she turned around and said, "Would you take my skirt off too?" So I removed that as well.
Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too.
Then she looked at me and said, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired"
I went to a brothel and met a p**...
I asked her what are the prices?
She said:
£20 for a h**...
£50 for a b**...
£80 for s**...
And for £120, i'll do anything!
Anything hmmm....
She's now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.
You can ge some real bargains if you shop around!
A computer science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike.
His buddy said sweet bike, where'd ya get it?
You'll never believe this, he said, I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said _take whatever you want!_
His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said smart. Her clothes would have never fit you.
Things Men Shouldn't Say in a Victoria's Secret Store
1. No thanks... Just sniffing.
2. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
4. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
5. Will you model this for me?
6. Oh, honey, I'll never fit into that.
7. $85? Are you kidding? She's just going to end up *n**...* anyway!
My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.
My son invited his girlfriend over.
When she left, I went up to his room and said, "Did you use the condoms that I bought you?"
He said, "We tried, but they didn't really fit."
I said, "That's OK, maybe you need a different size."
He said, "Yeah, I think she does."
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
"Comrade President! What is wrong?"
"I've been working on this jigsaw puzzle from America all morning, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit!"
"Da, Vlad, I see. Everything will be OK. Why don't we lie down and rest? But first, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."
An overweight criminal takes a lie detector test to prove his innocence.
This is the cops' last chance to prove his guilt.
They hook him up to the detector and tell him, "First we will ask you an obvious question and you must lie. If the machine registers your lie we will ask you about the crime and you will go to jail. If it does not you are free to leave."
"I understand." He says.
"Everyone in this room is fit except you. Do you think you are the lightest?" They ask.
He says, "Sir, I am closer to the lie test than any of you."
A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him n**....
Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!
I was fired from my last job for having s**... in a fitting room.
Marked it down on my application as "experience with customer relations."
My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants.
When she asked how they fit, he responded "like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."
My uncle tried buying condoms and was kicked out of the pharmacy
He asked for the fitting room
Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet.
A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with exercise facilities.
I called several hotels, with no luck.
Finally, I thought I had found one.
I asked the receptionist if the hotel had a weight room.
"No," she replied, "but we have a lobby and you can wait there."
At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion.
One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head.
"No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair."
As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."
The doctor comes in the room and says, "I've got good news and I've got bad news for you."
The bad news is you've got "HAGS".
"HAGS? What's that?"
"That's what we call it when you have h**..., AIDS, gonorrhea, and s**... all at the same time.
"Doc, that's horrible, what's the good news?"
"There is a special treatment regime for you. First, we give you your own private room, then we put you on a diet of pizza and pancakes."
"Pizza and pancakes? Doc, will that cure me?"
"Oh no, that's all we can fit under the door."