Fitting Jokes

• Short Fitting Jokes
• Fitting One Liners
• Fitting Room Jokes
• Suit Fitting Jokes
• Window Fitting Jokes
• Pipe Fitting Jokes
• Fitting In Jokes
• More Fitting Jokes

Funniest Fitting Short Jokes

Short fitting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fitting humour may include short fitted jokes also.

1. My teacher didn't believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank. She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.
2. How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting too fat? If she fits in your wife's clothes.
3. I'm starting a gym where we bring exercise equipment right to your front door, whether you requested it or not. I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"
4. How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes.
   (Old joke, I know, just heard it though, made me laugh.)
5. "We're looking for a drug dealer," said the police officer, "and you fit the description we've been given." I said, "That was easy then. What can I get you fellas?"
6. I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
7. How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes.
8. Wife: "Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits." Husband: "For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"
9. In a fit of rage, a friend of mine ran over a pedestrian with his electric car. He will be charged with battery.
10. Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized

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Fitting One Liners

Which fitting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fitting? I can suggest the ones about fits and suited.

1. What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship.
2. I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
3. Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shell
4. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.
5. Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
6. Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym... "It's a little fit bunny...."
7. Why are the great pyramids in Egypt? The British couldn't fit them on their ships.
8. Apparently Elton John has a personal trainer for his rabbit… It's a little fit bunny
9. Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic
10. How did Jesus maintain his killer abs? Cross Fit
11. Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.
12. What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit
13. Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum.
14. The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting "Stay off the grass."
15. How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans.

Fitting Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny fitting room jokes and even better fitting room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!
• My grandfather got new pants the other day. I asked him how they fit... He said "Like a cheap castle."
  Seeing the confused look on my face, he elaborated, saying, "No ball room."
• Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings Dad: Yep, it's Universal
  
  
  This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT.
• Eggs in my fridge I bought 12 eggs today but there was no room for them in my fridge. Dozen fit
• I don't understand why people are so scared to go in dressing rooms… But I guess it's only fitting.
• What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room? You dont fit in the hood kid.
• Me : how big is this room ? Estate agent : it's 15 square feet
  Me : I could fit at least 3200 copies of the movie ratatouille on dvd in here
  Estate agent : what
  Me : what
• You can really scare someone when you yell Peek-a-boo! . Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room.
• Statistically speaking, ten percent of women cry in shop fitting rooms. Guess they weren't expecting to see me there.
• I always worry someone will laugh at me when I buy condoms But they never laugh once I ask where the fitting room is.

Suit Fitting Jokes

Here is a list of funny suit fitting jokes and even better suit fitting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a snakeskin suit? A Hissy Fit
• Yo momma so fat... She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
• How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe? Two. One to buy the wrong size globe, and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe.
• How do you fit a fat lady in a suit case? You take the 'F' out fat and the 'F' out of weigh.
• How is a bad suit fitting like a bad Hotel? No ballroom

Window Fitting Jokes

Here is a list of funny window fitting jokes and even better window fitting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50." I thought Why would anyone pay to see that?
• Yo mamma's broke Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.
• The only reason yo momma is so poor Is because she couldn't fit through her window of opportunity.
• Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it.

Pipe Fitting Jokes

Here is a list of funny pipe fitting jokes and even better pipe fitting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad asked me to smoke the turkey after I got off work so it would be ready for dinner. I still can't fit it all in my pipe.
• For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe. I thought it was a fitting gift.
• Whats the one pipe Mario will not fit down? Princess peach.

Fitting In Jokes

Here is a list of funny fitting in jokes and even better fitting in puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My uncle was the first man to be fitted with a lead pacemaker. He died last week. We buried him with a heavy heart.
• A new gym opened near me. They are currently going door to door signing up new members. It's called Jehovah's Fitness.
• Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the "before" picture.
• I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt... So, I made a move on her.
• Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing.
  "Ballroom?" Dean asks.
  "Not much," Sammy replies.
• My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
• Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
• Apparently, Elton John owns a pygmy rabbit that is super hyper and runs all the time. It's a little, fit bunny.
• I just opened up a gym where my entire staff asks you a series of annoying questions every so often for the length of your stay. Welcome to Jehovah's Fitness.
• I think Americans are right to worry about immigrants Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.

Great Fitting Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about fitting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fitting pranks.