Fitter Jokes

23 fitter jokes and hilarious fitter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fitter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover some of the funniest jokes related to fitter and turner work. Learn some one-liners and witty comments to amuse and educate your colleagues, friends, and family about the occupation. From apprentices and gas fitters, to diesel fitters, carpet fitters, and window fitters, explore a world of fitter-related humor and folkloric fare.

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Funniest Fitter Short Jokes

Short fitter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fitter humour may include short fitted jokes also.

  1. How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
  2. "A vegan, cross-fitter and a marine walk into a bar..." "I know because they announced it as soon as they walked in"
  3. A Vegan, a Cross-fitter, and an Atheist all walk into a bar... ...I only know because none of them can shut up about it.
  4. An Atheist, a Cross-fitter and a Vegan all walked into a bar... ....I knew because they told everyone in the place within the first five-minutes of arriving!
  5. What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer? They way they pronounce unionized.
  6. An atheist, a vegan, and a cross fitter walk into a bar. The bartender walks to them and ask "what is the joke about?"
  7. A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do.
  8. I saw a commercial this afternoon advertising a "certified diabetic shoe fitter." I really hope he remembers to take his insulin.
  9. A vegetarian, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar. How do you know?
    They've already told you
  10. The feds raided my kitchen remodeling business and sent the undocumented Mexicans back to Mexico. Trump said they were animals ruining the economy. They were counter-fitters!

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Fitter One Liners

Which fitter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fitter? I can suggest the ones about fatter and tighter.

  1. A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves.
  2. What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!
  3. Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough.
  4. Cardi B's more athletic, fitter cousin. Cardi O.
  5. Why are women fitter than men? Because once a month they go out on their menstrual cycles
  6. An athiest , a cross fitter and a vegan wall into a bar . Within minuets everyone knows
  7. How does the Spanish carpet fitter get his workman to hurry up? Underlay! Underlay!
  8. A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word.

Diesel Fitter Jokes

Here is a list of funny diesel fitter jokes and even better diesel fitter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My first job was being a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."
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Uplifting Fitter Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about fitter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tailor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fitter pranks.

p**... Stitcher VS Diesel Fitter

Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "p**... Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton p**...."
The clerk looked up p**... Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.
When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "p**... stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor"
"What skill?!" yelled Manuel. "I sew the elastic on da p**..., Pedro puts dem over his head and says: 'Yeah, diesel fitter.'"

A man applies for a job as a diesel fitter at a women's underwear factory. He asks his supervisor what the job entails.

The supervisor takes some underwear off the line, puts it on his head and says, "Deez'll fit 'er!"

I went to an 'Army Style training day'...

I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate.

Fitter joke, An athiest , a cross fitter and a vegan wall into a bar .