Fitbit Jokes
29 fitbit jokes and hilarious fitbit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fitbit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fitbit Short Jokes
Short fitbit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fitbit humour may include short gym jokes also.
- My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit.
- Guys, I think my son's a drug dealer... I got him a Fitbit for Christmas and he gets 10,000 steps every night.
- So I just got a new FitBit. Everytime I take the stairs instead of the elevator, I tell myself "For the watch!"
- I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree
- My friend thought I was lazy because I could count on one hand how much I moved today... They didn't know I was wearing a FitBit
- I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids.
- What do you call an overweight Fitbit? A Fatbite
I'd like to thank my dad for this moment - I'm so good at this Fitbit thing! I reached my daily step goal before I even left my bed this morning!
- I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym.
- Somehow I got 40,000 steps on my FitBit today But then I realized I wore it while I jacked off
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Fitbit One Liners
Which fitbit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fitbit? I can suggest the ones about smartphone and fitness.
- Google just bought Fitbit Now they can track your steps online as well as offline
- I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.
- What do you call a vampire wearing a fitbit? Count Steps
- If you have Parkinson's and wear a FitBit You're in good shape!
- For Sale: Fitbit, never worn.
- Why did the recovering alcoholic give away his Fitbit? His program had only 12 steps.
- I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.
- Why don't recovering alcoholics wear Fitbits? They only take 12 steps.
- What happens to fitbit when a fatty wears it? It becomes a bitfit
- I bought a fitbit... I haven't went running yet, but I j**... off for six miles today.
- According to my Fitbit I've m**... 4 miles today
- I just spent the last 4 hours m**...... My Fitbit says 7,219 steps and 5.9 miles!
- I was going to were my FitBit during s**... but, I don't own a Fitbit. Or have s**.... :(
Ridiculous Fitbit Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about fitbit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abacus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fitbit pranks.
One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch
One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, Are you tracking your steps? No, said the little girl. I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.
We hired a teenage girl at my hardware store
I was showing her around the aisles when I picked up something off the shelf and pointed it at my self and made a beeping sound.
I said, "This is a stud-finder" and laughed.
She pulled up her sleeve, showed me her FitBit and made a beeping sound. She said, "This is a p**...-meter."
A blonde gets a Fitbit for Christmas
Her friend tells her to always try to get to 10,000 steps a day to lose weight.
One night it's 11.30pm and her boyfriend hears footsteps downstairs. He goes down to find her walking around the living room backwards.
"What ARE you doing?" he asks.
"Melanie told me to do 10,000 steps a day - I was on 10,020!"
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