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An Irishman is sick of people thinking he's stupid.

Because in England the Irish are stupid, Scottish tight fisted and the French smell. So he goes to have elocution lessons. Spends six weeks intensively saying 'how now brown cow' and 'Hark I hear the canons roar. Is it the king approaching.' And he cracks it.

The day after he finishes his course he goes into a shop and asks in his best tones.
"I say old man could you give me a copy of The Times and a pack of cigars please."
The shopkeeper leans over the counter and says "You're Irish aren't you ?"
The man is stunned and says "How the feck did you know that?"
"This is a butchers" the shopkeeper replies.

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Do you know who likes to get fisted?

Sock puppets

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Girlfriend: Roses are straight, violets are twisted...

...Bend over, love. You are about to get fisted.

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Do you know who loves getting fisted?

Sock puppets

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Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks?

Because they're tight fisted wankers.

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What is small and likes to get fisted ?

A hand puppet.

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My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight.

I guess I'll just put my feet up.

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Why do bank managers have such thin penises?

Because they're such tight fisted wankers.

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Why do Scotsmen have long skinny penises?

Because they're tight fisted wankers.

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Who likes getting fisted?

Sock puppets!

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Do you know what likes to get fisted?

Sockpuppets ;)

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You know who loves to get fisted?

Sock puppets...

-credit to Daniel Tosh

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