Fist Bump Jokes
15 fist bump jokes and hilarious fist bump puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fist bump that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fist Bump Short Jokes
Short fist bump jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fist bump humour may include short fist jokes also.
- What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite!
This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy. - Friend hooked it up. Fist bumped and as we were parting ways, said "I owe you!"
Dad Friend: "Don't forget A&E!"
Me: "Huh?"
Dad Friend: "A-E-I-O-U! Already forgot your vowels-tsktsk." - I use this for my Tinder description and it works. "I fist bumped Chuck Norris once and survived".
- What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam!
A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump. - GoodBye! Guy: Why is it so difficult to say goodbye? I mean should we kiss? hug? or exchange fist bumps?
McDonald's Worker: Sir please, the manager and other customers are looking at us...
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Fist Bump One Liners
Which fist bump one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fist bump? I can suggest the ones about bumped and handshake.
- I got sick from a fist bump it's the first confirmed case of ebrola
- Hey man, congratulations on that aggressive knuckle cancer. (Fist bump)
- I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?
- Fist Bump for Jesus Don't leave me hanging!
Fist Bump Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fist bump you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high five jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fist bump pranks.
We all know that one girl...
A man and a woman are having s**.... The man is f**... the woman to get a little foreplay going. As hes f**... her, she grabs him and whispers in his ear "I like f**....."
The man grins and proceeds to inserting his fist. The woman moans in enjoyment, but says "Deeper,". He proceeds to slide his arm deeper. her is now elbow deep in her and she says "Deeper," so he complies and slips him his other arm after grabbing a flashlight just in case. Now he is in up to his shoulders. She moans and yells "DEEPER!" so he starts inserting his whole body until all of a sudden he falls in!
Now he's walking around searching for the flashlight he dropped. All of a sudden he bumps into a man. "WHOA I didnt expect to find anyone in here..." Replies the first man.
"Ive been stuck in here for a few days now."
"Oh I see, well if you help me find the flashlight I brought in with me..."
The other man responds "If you help me find my keys we can drive out of here."
If World War One were a bar fight.
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint. Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg. Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view. Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene. Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium. Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other. Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting. America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a bar stool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself. By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault . While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.