Fission Jokes

Funniest Fission Short Jokes

Short fission jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fission humour may include short nuclear power jokes also.

1. I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage. It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.
2. Have you heard about the dyslexic spy who got caught with a suitcase nuke in the post office? Fission mailed!
3. What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips
4. Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments.
5. What is a scientists favorite lunch? fission chips
6. What does the note on a vacationing nuclear physicist's office door say? Gone fission.
7. Why did the nuclear physicist miss the laboratory meeting? Because he was gone fission.
8. What's a nuclear reactor's favourite food? Fission chips!
9. All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission.
10. What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips.

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Fission One Liners

Which fission one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fission? I can suggest the ones about nuclear and fusion.

1. What do british nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips.
2. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for lunch? Fission Chips
3. What is the only meal served in nuclear power stations? Fission chips.
4. Which fast food produces the most radiation? >!Fission chips. !<
5. What is Marie Curie's favorite food? Fission chips.
6. What does a nuclear scientist write on their door when they go off work? Gone fission.
7. I recently opened up a nuclear powered restaurant. It's called fission chips.
8. What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission
9. What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod? Nuclear fission
10. What did the nuclear physicist have for dinner? Fission Chips
11. What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission.
12. What's a nuclear engineer's favourite meal? Fission chips
13. What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips.
14. What do British scientists like to eat? Fission chips
15. What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop.

Nuclear Fission Jokes

Here is a list of funny nuclear fission jokes and even better nuclear fission puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email I've heard about this fission scam
• What the British nuclear scientist each for lunch? Fission Chips
• When at a conference in England, what did the nuclear scientists eat for lunch? Fission chips
• How does nuclear fission works? You add neutrons to the nucleus of an atom and remove part of Japan's population.
• What did the nuclear plant worker do on his holiday? He went fission.
• A terrets group therapy session is a lot like nuclear fission They can both result in a chain reaction with catastrophic results
• What do you get when you fishing on Three Mile Island? Nuclear fission ;)
• How do you get radioactive fish? Nuclear fission.

Howlingly Hilarious Fission Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about fission you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean radiation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fission pranks.