Fishy Jokes

Funniest Fishy Short Jokes

Short fishy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fishy humour may include short fish catch jokes also.

1. Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS? They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
2. Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
   Because he was stuck in denial.
3. Jane couldn't quite work out why she didn't like her husband's new hobby. But as he grabbed his bait and rod for the fifth day in row, she new it seemed fishy.
4. Apparently I'm getting an "anchovy" for my birthday Not sure what that means, but I think it's a little fishy
5. What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up.
6. The detective said, "Something's fishy about this evidence..." Turned out to be a red herring.
7. Why do magicians saw people in half instead of logs? Because the show looks fishy if you use too many plants...
8. A man fell in love with a mermaid Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.
9. What do you call a chance to try a fishy broth at a classy musical event? An opera-tuna-tea.
   My ears are still ringing from my wife's groan.
10. [OC] I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog. The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.
    Wocka Wocka Wocka!

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Fishy One Liners

Which fishy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fishy? I can suggest the ones about dam fish and bad fish.

1. My friend said he's learning bass guitar... ...Something about this sounds fishy.
2. Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy.
   
3. What do you call a suspicious looking minnow? A little fishy
4. My son told me he Likes to eat worms Sounds fishy to me
5. What's pink, moist and smells fishy? Salmon.
6. Why do most people dislike anchovies? Because they're a little fishy
7. I decided not to invest in that seafood processing plant... ...something smelled fishy.
8. I don't trust the ocean It looks fishy
9. Fishies What would happen if I fed my fish catnip?
10. My substitute teacher gave off fishy vibes. One describes it as temp-aura.
11. Did you hear about the conspiracy about the ocean? It's very fishy.
12. I'm worried about mermaids... They're kinda fishy.
13. I tried a bahama mama It was fishy
14. Why did the woman start smelling fishy after the wedding? Because of her ring.
15. Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy....
    ...
    sorry

Something Fishy Jokes

Here is a list of funny something fishy jokes and even better something fishy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A cop went into a fisherman's house to search for drugs. He had a bad feeling as he walked in. Something seemed fishy.
• Sturgeon and Salmond are calling for a referendum Something Fishy is going on over in Scotland.
• Have you heard about the latest gossips about the next Ubuntu release? I heard that something fishy is going on!
• i am at a japanese restaurant right now and i think something fishy is going on
• A detective walks into a fish shops and says: Something smells fishy in here.
• I was in a fish market. I was convinced that there was something fishy going on.
• I think my girlfriend has been cheating on me... ... I don't know why, but something smells fishy.
• I got proposed by ring without hole There is something fishy put i just cant put my finger on it
• "I knew something was fishy, and then I put my finger on it." Said the gynecologist.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Fishy Jokes

What funny jokes about fishy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish sticks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fishy pranks.