Fishy Jokes

66 fishy jokes and hilarious fishy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fishy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Fishy Short Jokes

Short fishy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fishy humour may include short fish catch jokes also.

  1. Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS? They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
  2. Two birds are sitting on a perch..... one looks to the other and says "Do you smell something fishy??"
  3. Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
    Because he was stuck in denial.
  4. Jane couldn't quite work out why she didn't like her husband's new hobby. But as he grabbed his bait and rod for the fifth day in row, she new it seemed fishy.
  5. Apparently I'm getting an "anchovy" for my birthday Not sure what that means, but I think it's a little fishy
  6. What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up.
  7. The detective said, "Something's fishy about this evidence..." Turned out to be a red herring.
  8. Why do magicians saw people in half instead of logs? Because the show looks fishy if you use too many plants...
  9. A man fell in love with a mermaid Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.
  10. What do you call a chance to try a fishy broth at a classy musical event? An opera-tuna-tea.
    My ears are still ringing from my wife's groan.

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Fishy One Liners

Which fishy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fishy? I can suggest the ones about dam fish and bad fish.

  1. My friend said he's learning bass guitar... ...Something about this sounds fishy.
  2. Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy.
  3. What do you call a suspicious looking minnow? A little fishy
  4. Two birds land on a perch One says to the other, "Something smells fishy."
  5. My son told me he Likes to eat worms Sounds fishy to me
  6. What's pink, moist and smells fishy? Salmon.
  7. Why do most people dislike anchovies? Because they're a little fishy
  8. I decided not to invest in that seafood processing plant... ...something smelled fishy.
  9. I don't trust the ocean It looks fishy
  10. Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy.
  11. Never trust a pescatarian. They're very fishy.
  12. Fishies What would happen if I fed my fish catnip?
  13. My substitute teacher gave off fishy vibes. One describes it as temp-aura.
  14. Did you hear about the conspiracy about the ocean? It's very fishy.
  15. I'm worried about mermaids... They're kinda fishy.

Something Fishy Jokes

Here is a list of funny something fishy jokes and even better something fishy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cop went into a fisherman's house to search for drugs. He had a bad feeling as he walked in. Something seemed fishy.
  • Sturgeon and Salmond are calling for a referendum Something Fishy is going on over in Scotland.
  • I would never trust a man like Joe Brooks... I always thought there was something fishy about him.
  • Have you heard about the latest gossips about the next Ubuntu release? I heard that something fishy is going on!
  • i am at a japanese restaurant right now and i think something fishy is going on
  • A detective walks into a fish shops and says: Something smells fishy in here.
  • I was in a fish market. I was convinced that there was something fishy going on.
  • I think my girlfriend has been cheating on me... ... I don't know why, but something smells fishy.
  • I got proposed by ring without hole There is something fishy put i just cant put my finger on it
  • "I knew something was fishy, and then I put my finger on it." Said the gynecologist.
Fishy joke, "I knew something was fishy, and then I put my finger on it."

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Fishy Jokes

What funny jokes about fishy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish sticks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fishy pranks.

I figured something was fishy with my doctor

when he was giving me a r**... exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders.

[OC] I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog.

The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.
Wocka Wocka Wocka!

Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain...

Human ancestry's pretty fishy.

Something is fishy

do c**... think fish are flying?

What's the difference between a Piano, a Tuna, and a tub of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. As for the glue... well I knew you'd get stuck on that one.
This joke might seem a little fishy, but I find it key to tell a joke that can really stick with people.

A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter"

*He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

Philip Glass spent the night at the aquarium, but his bed was a little fishy.

There was a koi on his cot, see.

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

My Ex said she still gets o**....

My Ex said she still gets o**... from her new boyfriend even if she misses shower for a week.
I said, "o**... without shower for a week? Really? Smells fishy to me."

What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?

One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.

You could join an angling company that pays 10k a day

but, it seems kind of fishy and theres a catch to it
(btw angling is a synonym of fishing)

The IRS is investigating a seafood company in Hawaii which dealt in mollusks

They suspect it of being a shell company being in fishy business

Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.

Japanese banks

The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.

Fishy joke, Apparently I'm getting an "anchovy" for my birthday

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