Fishmonger Jokes
21 fishmonger jokes and hilarious fishmonger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fishmonger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fishmonger Short Jokes
Short fishmonger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fishmonger humour may include short fisherman jokes also.
- Why are under-stocked fishmongers terrible at singing? Because they are always out of tune-a!
- Why did the prawn leave the night club early? Because he pulled a muscle.
Saw this outside my local fishmongers. - The weirdest thing happened to me today, Dwayne Johnson was holding me down wgilst a fishmonger hit me with a frozen fish. I was stuck between The Rock and a hard plaice
- I used to work in a Fishmongers and acted like I knew everything. I soon learned my plaice.
- She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout "Fillet!"
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Fishmonger One Liners
Which fishmonger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fishmonger? I can suggest the ones about fish sticks and fish catch.
- "Stop! Thief!" shouted the fishmonger. "Don't move a mussel."
- Why are fishmongers only thinking about themselves? Cause they sell fish
- Why are fishmongers the worst friends? They selfish
- Why are fishmongers never generous? Because their business makes them sell-fish.
- Why was the fishmonger burned at the stake? Because he sold his sole to the Devil.
- did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe.
- she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet.
- Why would Skrillex make a terrible fishmonger? He'd keep dropping the bass

Quirky and Hilarious Fishmonger Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about fishmonger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish finger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fishmonger pranks.
A Salmon under his arm
Man walks into a fish shop with a salmon under his arm and says to the fishmonger "You got any fishcakes mate?". The fishmonger replies "Course we do mate, it's a fish shop!". "GREAT" replies the man pointing to his salmon "It's his BIRTHDAY!"
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I still remember my fathers last words...."you selfish boy"
So i became a fishmonger, to follow his dying wish.
Five pounds.
A young woman walks towards a fishmongers stall. She approaches him and says
Woman: I nee five pounds o makkel.
Fishmonger: what was that hon? I couldnt understand you.
Woman: makkel. Five pounds.
Fishmonger: I'm sorry I still didnt catch that.
The woman is visibly frustrated and sticks her hands into her pants, pulling her fingers out and under the man's nose.
Fishmonger: HOLY MACKEREL!
Woman: Five pounds.
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"Hmm," I said to the fishmonger, examining the selection. "I've got the munchies, I will eat any of these."
"Smoked trout?" he asked.
"No," I replied. "Just a little bit of w**...."
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My local fishmonger was arrested the other day
Police found hundreds of photos of him in compromising positions with fish from his shop.
He's being charged with possession of prawnographic images
