Fishing Reel Jokes
32 fishing reel jokes and hilarious fishing reel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fishing reel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fishing Reel Short Jokes
Short fishing reel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fishing reel humour may include short fishing rod jokes also.
- Why do accordion teachers make terrible fishermen? They always try to reel in the fish with a bellows.
- I feel like fishing jokes on this sub are always missing something. It might be because the reel jokes are in the comments.
- I heard a rumour that a woman down the office smelled of fish So when she popped up beside me I was absolutely reeling.
- I told a fishing pole joke on this sub the other day It went over alright, but the reel joke was in the comments
- A man went ice fishing one day and reeled-in a giant ice cube After months of only catching fish, he finally caught a cold.
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Fishing Reel One Liners
Which fishing reel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fishing reel? I can suggest the ones about fishing pole and fishing tackle.
- I once told a fishing pun The cringe was reel
- I tried to make a joke about fishing equipment. But the reel joke was in the comments.
- Did you hear about the fishing musem? I hear there reeling in the customers
- My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling.
- What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel.
- Why'd the Yiddish chef trade his swimming trunks for a rod and reel? Gefilte fish
- Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel.
- I wanted to go fishing today but there was nothing left on my reel. Was I out of line?
Fishing Reel Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fishing reel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing net jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fishing reel pranks.
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a f**... procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish...
A man is obsessed with reeling in a big fish, so much so that he eventually buys a huge, synthetic sturgeon and hangs it on the wall above his fireplace.
Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.
One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded history.
A fellow fisherman passes by and is impressed.
"Wow! How did you get such a big chub?"
"I saw a plastic sturgeon!"
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.
My friend told me of this fish...
My friend told me of this amazing kind of fish, he said it was impossible to catch! He said it broke the string on his rod! I've never seen it. I've fished for days and days... Nothing. You know? I'm starting to think that it's not reel.
Looking for a particular joke
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post. There's a joke shot fishing rods and stuff. Or about Movie recordings. I'm not sure which. Either way, comment it below. I hear the reel joke is always in the comments.
What do you call it when you have a fish on the line but it gets away?
Herring Loss.
Alternatively:
Q: Why was it so difficult for the old man to reel in his fish?
A: He was hard of herring.
Q: How can fish just ignore you completely?
A: They just tuna you out.
Q: Why is Timmy afraid to go out to sea?
A: Lassie had to get help after he fell down a whale.
Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.
The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a p**... sense, would you find it *fishy*?"
"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."
"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"
"Oh-h**...! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"
"I don't mean to *lure* you..."
"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"
"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."
Fishing
Two r**... go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. o**... turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday....
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb..Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts..
At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way
the blind salesman would tell exactly who had f**....
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"
"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
This guy is out fishing on a cold morning
and he is not having much luck. Well, down the dock he notices an old man who is doing great, just reeling in fish after fish.
He goes over and ask the old man what's his secret. The old man just mumbles something incoherent. The younger man leans in, "I'm sorry, what?"
The old man mumbles again, this time a bit louder.
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The old man turn his back, spits a w**... into his hand, turns back and says, "You have to keep your worms warm."
Two Virginia r**... go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
o**... turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"