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Funniest Fishing Hook Short Jokes

Short fishing hook jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fishing hook humour may include short fishing pole jokes also.

  1. If I go on a discount fishing trip and I lose the worm off the hook of my fishing line... Am I entitled to a rebait?
  2. The very first time I went fishing, I was instantly hooked! The second time I went fishing, I was much more careful casting.
  3. Girlfriends and fishing are similar There are many fish in the sea, but till you hook one, you're just holding your rod.
  4. My friend told me I could fish better if I took the worm off the hook. That was debaitable.
  5. There should be an urban fishing show that stars released convicts, and it should be called "Off the Hook".
  6. I went fishing but my hook fell off, then my line broke, then my pole snapped. In frustration I threw my broken pole into the water where it hit a fish and killed it.
    It was a fluke.
  7. I asked a bass what he thought fishing... He said, "I didn't like at first, but now I'm Hooked!"
  8. What does a librarian take fishing? A good hook!
    (Evidently the correct answer is book worm but I liked my answer better!)
  9. Only When you perfect the art of fishing and baiting hooks.. Will you become a Master Baiter
  10. When I always got frustrated fishing because my hooks kept getting cleaned off, my Dad would always tell me: To become a master angler, you must first be a master baiter.

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Fishing Hook One Liners

Which fishing hook one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fishing hook? I can suggest the ones about fishing rod and fishing net.

  1. Why are fish always on drugs? They just keep getting hooked.
  2. I was never really into fishing until the casting accident. After that I was hooked.
  3. What makes a fishing story interesting? A good hook.
  4. Why did the fish quit smoking? He didn't want to get hooked
  5. How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
  6. What's worst drug for a fish? Worms. Once you get hooked, you're dead.
  7. What did the fish say when he got out of jail I'm of the hook
  8. What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!
  9. Why were Father Fish and Mother Fish sad? Their daughter died while hooking.
  10. What did the fish hook say to the fisherman? Take me to your leader.
  11. What do you call a fish binge watching a tv show? Hooked!
  12. I used to be very disinterested in fishing... But now I am Hooked!
  13. What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures? A master baiter
  14. My friend got really into fishing lately You could say that he got hooked
  15. Went fishing for the first time yesterday I reelly enjoyed it and now I'm hooked

Fishing Hook Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about fishing hook you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fishing tackle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fishing hook pranks.

Fishing in a frozen lake
It was a cold winter day.


An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite.
He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him.
The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish.
Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer.
"Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble.
You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish!
How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!"

"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!

The best salesman in the world

The boy went into the mall to get a job. He told the management that he was the world's best salesman. They gave him a job as a seller, but expected profits from day one.
On Saturday evening the manager came down and asked how many customers he had served today. The boy said he had helped one customer. The director was disappointed with the boy and said he already had sellers today who had done much better than him. The manager asked the boy how much the sale was worth, and the boy answered "$93,100.25". The manager was very confused and asked the boy what he had sold.
The boy: "I started off with a $0.25 fish hook which got him looking at the fishing poles. I set him up with the $100 bait master and asked him where he was gonna fish, I told him about that great lake down south but told him he'd need a car with all wheel drive to make it up the rough terrain so we got him into the $33,000 SUV we had on the lot, when he asked about boat rentals I thought I had lost him, but I ended up selling him the $60,000 riverking pro to top it off."
The manager steps back in disbelief and says "Wow, you sold that all to a guy who came in for a fish hook?
"No" the boy said "The customer came in and told he had to buy tampons for his wife. I simply told him the weekend was already wrecked so he might as well go on a fishing trip"

A Texas Salesman

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks him, "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
"One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"$79,237.64."
His boss is astounded. "$79,237.64? What did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine SeaRay. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Suburban."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The young man replied, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

(JOKE) "A PIRATE RETIRED"vanndukeandsammy

sammy:now that captain hook has retired, to make money, to fishermen at sea he rent himself out as a human fishing pole....(werms extra fee).

Two elderly men are out fishing on a lake.

They are having a great time together until the oldest of the two sneezes and spits his false teeth into the water. He quickly tried to reach for them but it was too late, they are gone. They continue fishing hoping that they might get lucky and get the teeth back. Suddenly the youngest thinks of a joke. He takes out his own teeth and puts them on the hook of his fishing rod. "Well, look what I just got here": he said and he gave the teeth to his older friend. Happy with his luck the man puts his teeth back in. "What are the odds. These aren't my teeth." he says and he throws them back into the water.

Gone Fishin'

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred say, "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

"The FISH joke"

A lazy guy went fishing but forgot the worms. So instead, he grabbed a piece of paper and wrote on it; "I am a delicious worm!", attached it the hook and threw it in the water .. After 3 hours of waiting, he finally felt a drag.. so he quickly pulled the hook out of the water, and found a different piece of paper that says: ".. And I am a delicious fish ;)"

Two fish are high on h**... playing basketball

"Oh man", says one fish.
The other fish replies, "What, you hooked?"
He says "All net."

A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.

A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.
Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade.
A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone.
"Oh no! What has happened to my darling boys?" she cried.
"We were just one day out to sea, when Towards hooked a great fish. He fought long and hard, but he was pulled over the side and swallowed whole by the fish."
"Oh dear, what a huge, horrible fish that must of been!"
"Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away."

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms?

He got hooked.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

I am going to start an amatuer fishing group for people who have lost their arms in combat.

We'll call it "Hooks, line, and sinker."

What do you call it when someone catches lots of fish with fishing equipment they found on the beach?

Sandy Hook massacre

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.

I wish my pun was as good as my fishing

Off the hook

A request for Fish Jokes

My girlfriend really likes and jokes and fish. But when looking for fish jokes on the web i did not find anything except:
"What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod"
"Why don't fish play basketball? because they are afraid of nets"
"What did the fish say when he posted bail? I'm off the hook!"
Does anyone have any good fish jokes to share?

Two fishermen are sitting in a boat indulging in some wordplay.

The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a p**... sense, would you find it *fishy*?"
"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."
"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"
"Oh-h**...! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"
"I don't mean to *lure* you..."
"Ha-ha! Brilliant, old chap! So, let's... *sea*: we've covered fishing tackle, bait, rods... what did we forget?"
"Well, I think we've covered it. After all, the *reel* jokes are in the comments."

I keep trying to fish for telephones

**but they keep ringing off the hook**

A friend accidentally hooked himself while big game fishing yesterday.

He said it was a big gaffe.

I recently attended a catch and release fishing party...

...the music was ok, but the food was off the hook.

Keep 'em warm

Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms into his hand and says to Bob, " you have to keep your worms warm".

Gone fishin'

I remember my brother teaching me to fish. I was so proud when he complimented me on my ability to securely put the worm on the hook. I didn't realize I was being had until I announced at the supper table that I was a " master baiter", and my Mom nearly choked.