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Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else
Click bait.
Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else
Click bait
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"
What did the p**... catch when she went out with 5 fishermen?
... A big red snapper
Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish. The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly. The second guy asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q.
Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions. Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?" "Absolutely!" says the man. The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.
Why do fishermen catch and sell so much tuna?
Because they can!
Why do fishermen catch barramundi on a Monday?
Because if they caught it a day later, they would have to call it barratuesdi
Fishermen who bring their catch into the boat all the same way...
...practice net neutrality.
What kind of std do fishermen catch?
c**...!
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