Fisheries Jokes
4 fisheries jokes and hilarious fisheries puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fisheries that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fisheries Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good fisheries joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day
Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing.
Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....
So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.
A man is sitting on the bank of a river with a turtle
And an officer from the fisheries board approached him. The officer says to the man "do you know it's i**... to poach turtles out of this river - they're an endangered species"?
The man says to the officer, "no this is my pet turtle. I bring
him down here everyday and let him go for a swim. He swims
across the river and back".
"b**..." the officer replies. So the man places the turtle in the
water and says "watch this". The turtle swims out and the two
men are standing there waiting.
Ten minutes goes past and the officer says "well where's the turtle?".
The man replies - "what turtle"?
A blind man walks into a fishery and says
"Hi girls !"
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