Fish Scale Jokes
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Funniest Fish Scale Short Jokes
Short fish scale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fish scale humour may include short fish catch jokes also.
- I saw a guy tuning a piano, and said "Betcha can't tune a fish!" Without missing a beat, he replied... "Sure I can, just gotta use the C scale!"
- A fish goes to a physical exam. The doctor says "You have to weigh yourself."
The fish answers he doesn't have to.
The doctor asks "No. Why not?"
And the fish says "I've got scales of my own.' - The military is now weaponizing fish They're sending them to battle in fish tanks
Obviously they have to be small enough for the fish to fit in though, so they're built to scale - Nan 'n' Fran **Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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Fish Scale One Liners
Which fish scale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fish scale? I can suggest the ones about fish sticks and fish finger.
- How do you draw the most realistic fish? It must be drawn to scale.
- Why are Fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
- Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they have Thier own scales
- What part of a fish weighs the most? The scales.
- my friend has a model fish collection they are all to scale
- When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale
- What is the most musical animal? The fish, they got scales
- I once drew a fish but... ...it wasn't to scale.
- I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it.
- Why can't the insecure fish sing well? He's never comfortable in his own scales.
- Q. Why are fish so good at watching their weight? A. Because they have lots of scales!
- How do fish bankers count their money? With scales.
- What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales.
- Why was the fish able to afford a new hide? There was a scale
- How do you weight a fish? With a scale.
Fish Scale Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fish scale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish types jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fish scale pranks.
Due to an increase in popularity, koi farmers are discovering an increase in counterfeit fish.
They've begun using a lettered grading scale:
As are the most rare of purebred koi's
Bs are the more common variety purebred koi's
Cs are mix/hybrid koi's
Everything else are D koi's
Recently, I've started to do crosswords a lot.
Like those really cryptic ones you get in the weekend papers, with clues like 'fish worn on head, (5, 7,)', and stuff like that. I get really intense about them, though, and can't stand starting a new one until I've finished the last one. I refuse to use dictionaries and things on principle, and I'll sit and ponder them until something comes along.
Anyway, I'd been working on one for about a month straight, stuck on one last clue. I'd stopped going to work, stopped bathing, shaving. I barely ate, barely slept. I was pretty sure my girlfriend had left me because it had been a bit quiet, but I couldn't be sure.
Most of my mates had abandoned me, except my friend from Jamaica- good guy, great friend.
So, he came round to visit me, takeaway curry in hand, and sat down next to me. It took me a moment, but I realised he was there, and looked up at him.
"Come on", he said, "you've got to give up. It's not good for you"
"I can't", I replied through my luxurious crossword-beard, "I need to finish this one last thing, and then....and then I'll be fine. Fine. Promise"
He sighed, and shook his head, but gestured anyway. "Alright, what is it?"
"Great in scale and size. Awe-inspiring. Impressive. Ten letters"
"Monumental"
"No I'm not, I just really want to finish this crossword"