Fish Oil Jokes
18 fish oil jokes and hilarious fish oil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fish oil that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fish Oil Short Jokes
Short fish oil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fish oil humour may include short fish finger jokes also.
- My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
- I was hit by a truck carrying a bunch of Omega 3 capsules It's okay, I only sustained super fish oil injuries
- Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil
*I'll see myself out* - The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
- I got into a fight in the drug store and they threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me. Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a bottle of omega 3 capsules? He suffered super-fish-oil injuries
- I got hit in the head when someone threw a can of cod liver oil at me yesterday... Luckily the damage was just super fish oil
- I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me! I'm ok though. The injuries were super fish oil.
- Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil.
- I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3.
Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries.
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Fish Oil One Liners
Which fish oil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fish oil? I can suggest the ones about fish sticks and fish catch.
- My car now runs on fish oil.. It's turbot charged.
- If fish oil is made out of fish... Then what's baby oil made out of?
Fish Oil Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fish oil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fish oil pranks.
On day six of the Creation, God announced to his archangel underlings, "Today we're creating a place called Canada.
"Today we're creating a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops. Give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it oil, gold, etc. Oh, and plenty of fish and wildlife."
"Sir," interjected an archangel, "aren't you being overly generous to these Canadians?"
"Don't worry, I'll balance it out," said God. "Wait 'till you see the neighbours I'm giving them."
An Italian, a Thai and a Jew are discussing lubricants.
The Italian says: "I am using olive oil from an ancient family grove. My wife is so pleased that she continues to shout for 10 minutes after we are done."
The Thai says: "I am using coconut oil made from cocnuts grown on a secret island. My wife is so pleased that she continues to shout for an hour after we are done."
The Jew says: "I am using Kosher fish oil from the grocery store and my wife is shouting for one month after we are done.'
"One month?" asked in astonishment the other two.
"Yes, that's because I wipe my hands with the bedroom curtains..."
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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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God enjoys a good laugh!!
(found on my FB newsfeed)
**There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:**
* He called everyone brother;
* He liked Gospel;
* He didn't get a fair trial.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:**
* He went into His Father's business;
* He lived at home until he was 33;
* He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:**
* He talked with His hands;
* He had wine with His meals;
* He used olive oil.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:**
* He never cut His hair;
* He walked around barefoot all the time;
* He started a new religion.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:**
* He was at peace with nature;
* He ate a lot of fish;
* He talked about the Great Spirit.
**But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:**
* He never got married;
* He was always telling stories;
* He loved green pastures.
**But the most compelling evidence of all - three proofs that Jesus was a woman:**
* He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food;
* He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
* And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Can I get an AMEN!!