Fish Finger Jokes
17 fish finger jokes and hilarious fish finger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fish finger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fish Finger Short Jokes
Short fish finger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fish finger humour may include short fish sticks jokes also.
- My girlfriend's cat My girlfriend's cat really likes to smell and lick my fingers,
I guess they taste like fish... - Did you about the guy who's window frame was made out of fish fingers? He had a birds eye view
- If a ginger bird s**... her p**... hair Into a Brazilian s**..., would it look like a Fish Finger?
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Fish Finger One Liners
Which fish finger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fish finger? I can suggest the ones about fish catch and fish oil.
- I've never had Fish Fingers I didn't know fish had hands.
- What are sardines? A little fish that smells like fingers.
- Give an anthropocentric man a fish And he'll make fish fingers.
- Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
- How do you finger a chicken? The same way you stick a fish.
- What's the definition of an anchovie? A small fish that smells like a finger.
Fun-Filled Fish Finger Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about fish finger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish scale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fish finger pranks.
10-inch BIC
Two guys are out fishing on a boat when one of them wants to have a smoke.
1: You got a lighter?
2: Yes. *pulls out a 10 inch long BIC lighter*
1: Woah, where'd you get that!?
2: I have a personal genie.
1: Cool! Can I make a wish?
2: Sure, just be very clear, he's a bit hard of hearing. *Summons genie*
1: I wish for a million bucks!
*The genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks fly overhead.*
1: Wow, your genie really s**... at hearing.
2: I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?
Two Irishman were fishing on a lake...
...when one of them caught a mysterious, ancient-looking bottle. Upon taking the bottle off the line, a genie popped out of it and said, "I really don't have time for this three wishes nonsense. You get one wish between the two of you, so make it good."
The fisherman who caught the bottle immediately blurts out, "I wish every body of water on Earth were made of beer!"
The genie snapped his fingers and said, "Done." and then disappeared.
Then the second fisherman smacked his buddy over the head and yelled, "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the boat!".