Fish And Chip Shop Jokes
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A man walks into a fish & chip shop to order the evening meal.
He asks for two cod & chips.
Owner: Apologies, we don't have any cod.
Man: Ok… I'll have two cod & chips then.
Owner (slightly irritated): Sorry, we haven't got any cod, like I said.
Man: Sorry, sorry!… I'll just have two cod & chips then.
Owner (now irate): Look mate, we've got no cod! C-O-F-D COD!!
Man (confused): There is no F in cod.
Owner: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!
Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop...
... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk.
There was a fight in a fish and chip shop!
Two fish got battered ;).
A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...
...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"
The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."
The fish and chip shop near me has gone into liquidation
Now the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice
A man walks into a fish and chip shop...
"Nice plaice"
What do you call a male sheep that works in a fish and chips shop?
a battering ram
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Man walks back into a fish n' chip shop...
...Looking down at his supper he asks, "Are you sure this fish was cooked?"
The lady serving behind the counter asks, "How come?!"
"IT'S ATE' ALL THE f**...' CHIPS!" :D
***[Old one but a good'n]***
Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop?
Assault and battery.
Sorry again. I'm bored in work.
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