Fiscally Jokes
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A wife wants a fancy Porsche for her fiftieth birthday
She drops hints to her husband:
"You know we've had a really good year, heck, good decade, fiscally. For my birthday, I'm really hoping for something sleek, maybe baby blue. Something you can really step on and it'll go from 0 to 200 in like .2 seconds..."
The husband nods knowingly. So for her birthday, he buys her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...
There's 4 main rules when looking a good woman in a relationship:
1) Find a woman who's a good cook an an and keeps a clean home.
2) Find a woman who is fiscally responsible and appreciative of gifts you can afford.
3) Find a woman who is passionate and reallllllly good in the sack.
4) And The Most Important of All: Make sure they never find out about one another.
Team lunch at the steakhouse
To celebrate the close of a good fiscal year, the company's CEO takes his team of accountants out for a fancy lunch.
The waiter comes by and asks, "Are you ready to order?"
"Yes. I'll have the steak," says the CEO.
"Very good, sir," says the waiter, "and for your vegetables?"
"Oh, they'll have steak too," replies the CEO.
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Step 1: Learn how to converse with your God
Step 2: Do That
Step 3: Prophet!!!
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