firsttime Jokes

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18 inch harry..

A first-time John went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants.

At the sight of the man's 18-inch penis, the hooker almost fainted.

"Hold on, pal," she said. "I'll lick it, I'll suck it, but you are not sticking that in me."

The man pulled up his pants, picked up his money and said, "Screw you bitch. I can do those things myself."


How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, what do you guys think?


How is a first-time stand up comedian facing a heckler different than a gay man?

No comeback.


What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?



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