Firstgrade Jokes
5 firstgrade jokes and hilarious firstgrade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about firstgrade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Smart first grader
A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't hepped-up about the Super Bowl. It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?
Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, says the student.
Well, that's a lousy reason, says the teacher. What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?
Then I'd be a football fan.
Discrimination
Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass."
"Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?"
"Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?"
"Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read….
"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
I was in a first-grade class, and I saw a cute girl.
I asked the girl out, but then I got kicked out of the school.
I am never allowed to teach there again.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her first-grade class.
"Class," she said, "what were the first words Jesus said when he walked out of the tomb on Easter morning?"
A little girl waved her hand excitedly. "Ooh! Ooh! I know!" she said. "Pick me! Pick me!"
The teach smiled and said, "All right, Susie. What did Jesus say when he walked out of the tomb?"
Susie stood up proudly. "He said, 'TAH-DAH!'"
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