Firstborn Jokes
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Humorous Firstborn Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good firstborn joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My friends, the Leas, are planning to name their firstborn after their favorite Harry Potter character.
Sirius Lea, it's true
I like my firstborn son like I like my coffee.
Made behind the counter at Starbucks.
In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.
amanda's a lesbian.
The couple living next to me are expecting a child. Today the husband's orthodox parents revealed to me they expect the firstborn to be male.
I told them to keep me posted.
A fortune teller told me my firstborn would become a priest.
It was preordained.
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