First World Problems Jokes
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So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day
When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem
I don't get people who call it a first world problem when they can't charge their phones
African kids can't charge their phones either.
First world problems..
Yanny or Laurel?
Trench foot!
#first world war problems!
Old man first world problem
I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara
First World Problems
Mi atocoreect is brokan.
First world problems:
My book ran out of batteries.
Problems
I've got 99 problems and they're all first world.
Her Family
A guy from Arkansas goes to New York for the first time and meets the woman of his dreams. She happily agrees when he asks her to marry him, and they go down to Arkansas to plan the wedding.
At the wedding, her brother tells the groom "You'd better be gentle with her, she's a v**......"
The groom suddenly runs all over the place shouting "The wedding's off! Everyone out!!" waving his arms all over in total dismay.
His mother comes running up and asks what in the world the problem is.
He says "well, ma, she's a v**...!!"
His mother says "so what?"
... "Well, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours!!"
Barack Obama was out jogging one day...
When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!" "You got it." Said Obama. "I'll even have Michael Jordan himself sign them." Then the third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in big screen tv and headset." Obama seemed a bit confused at this. "You don't look like yore handicapped." He said. To which the kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.
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