First Trimester Jokes
3 first trimester jokes and hilarious first trimester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about first trimester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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First Trimester Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good first trimester joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A young lady, pregnant for the first time, visits her doctor for a check-up
After the exam, she says to the doctor, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
The doctor cuts her off and says, "I know, I know - it's normal. You can have s**... until your third trimester."
The lady says, "No, that's not it. He wants to know how much longer can I can keep mowing the lawn."
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
One wants to kill in the first trimester and the other wants to kill in the hundred sixtith trimester.
What does a stillborn call the first trimester?
A midlife crisis
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