First April Jokes

20 first april jokes and hilarious first april puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about first april that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest First April Short Jokes

Short first april jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The first april humour may include short april 1st jokes also.

  1. What did they say to the first guy to pull off an april fools day prank? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
  2. My girl classmate complimented me on my looks ar school today Then I remembered it was the first of April
  3. Jim's mother had three children. The first was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third? Jim.
  4. Apple is a joke. Apple was founded on the first of April 1976, That, if you don't know, is April Fools day. I have been fooled all my life.
  5. Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday? That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
  6. #‎BREAKING‬ Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
  7. My house burned down on April fools day... because firefighters don't put out on the first date.

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First April One Liners

Which first april one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with first april? I can suggest the ones about it april fools and april fools day.

  1. What did the first person to get "April Fooled" say? Jesus! I thought you were dead!
  2. Me: I have cheated once Wife: me too
    Me: first april...
    Wife: 8th october
  3. What was the first thing Jesus said after he was resurrected? April Fools.
  4. Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not? The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.
  5. The first April fools prank Jesus Christ you're alive
  6. I was actually born the first of April...

First April Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about first april you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean april fools jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make first april pranks.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)