Fireworks Night Jokes
6 fireworks night jokes and hilarious fireworks night puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fireworks night that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fireworks Night Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good fireworks night joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!!
Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
A guy and a girl are set up on a blind date…
… despite some apprehension they both hit it off and agree to a second date.
Date two comes and there's even more fireworks, ending with a kiss goodnight.
Finally, a third date comes and at the end she invites him inside to spend the night.
As they're fooling around, she says If we're going to go to bed together, theres probably something you should know. When I was a little girl I was in an accident and I lost both my feet, so both my feet are prosthetic .
Slightly taken aback, the guy says I'm really sorry, I like you a lot. But if that's the case we can't be together .
Obviously very upset, she asks Why?! Are you a bigot or something?!
No he replies I'm lack-toes intolerant .
-Son, remember that in many ways, life is like a display of fireworks on a clear winter night.
-Beautiful?
-Nope. A pure loss, but fun none the less!
Two guys got arrested last night...
One for eating car batteries, one for eating Fireworks.
One got Charged the other got let off.
If you get a kiss on NYE night,
It'll be fireworks.
Palestinians are so nice
they give their neighbors Israel fireworks every night
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