Fireworks Jokes
73 fireworks jokes and hilarious fireworks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fireworks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh on Fireworks night? Check out these hilarious jokes about gunpowder and ignite. From puns about explosives to funny gags about sparklers, you'll be sure to light up everyone's night with these firework-themed jokes!
Funniest Fireworks Short Jokes
Short fireworks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fireworks humour may include short firecracker jokes also.
- This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
- The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off.
- Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.
I passed with flying colors. - How do you know if you've bought good fireworks? When the guy running the store gives you a high four.
- So a policeman see's two kids in a street corner One's drinking battery acid while the other is eating fireworks
So the policeman charged one and let one off - July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
- What's the difference between a firearm and a firework? Well one is banned in many us states for causing deadly injuries...
...and the other is a gun. - What did the lightning say to the fireworks? Hey! You stole my thunder.
- Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off.
- A guy from Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks. He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom
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Fireworks One Liners
Which fireworks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fireworks? I can suggest the ones about bonfire and explosion.
- Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire. Fire-works on 4th of July.
- What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
- Fireworks have been really popular in 2020. Sales have skyrocketed.
- Where did the fire go on 4th of july? Firework
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam But I passed with flying colors
- What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July? Firework
- My humor is so dry... I'm legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
- Did you hear about the firework that wouldn't explode? It refused
- What's your favorite game as a resident of Chicago? Mine is "Gunshots Or Fireworks?"
- Why do people use fire during new year Because fireworks
- What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex
- Why did our ancestors use fire? because fireworks
- On the 4th of july firefighters fight fire with fire Because fireworks
- What kind of work is exploding in popularity? A firework.
- What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common? Can't see 'em.
Fireworks Night Jokes
Here is a list of funny fireworks night jokes and even better fireworks night puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- -Son, remember that in many ways, life is like a display of fireworks on a clear winter night. -Beautiful?
-Nope. A pure loss, but fun none the less! - Two guys got arrested last night... One for eating car batteries, one for eating Fireworks.
One got Charged the other got let off. - If you get a kiss on NYE night, It'll be fireworks.
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Fireworks Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about fireworks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean campfire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fireworks pranks.
I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "
Fireworks".
How right they were.
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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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p**...'s firework party was a complete disaster.
"I don't understand it!" He said. "They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"
Did you hear about the fight between the fireworks and battery factories?
It turns out the batteries were charged but the fireworks were let off.
Unnecessary Arrests
The other day, a police officer was walking through the park. He saw two kids. One of the kids was eating fireworks. The other was drinking battery acid. The officer immediately arrested both kids and brought them to the station. When they got there, the officer's superior told him to let one of the kids off and charge the other one.
Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
I hide photos on my computer of me
I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them.
Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head?
He went out with a bang.
Two boys were arrested...
Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks.
The authorities charged one and let one off.
TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
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Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them
Mazel Tov Cocktails
^(I am **so** sorry)
^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.
I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas.
They obviously don't know when 4th of July is because I hear fireworks everywhere.
Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV
In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them
How are women similar to fireworks?
They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.
To celebrate the new year, the UK set off tonnes of fireworks in London. GF: this is such a waste of money. There are homeless people and people starving, and the government pay for this!
Me: yes, but blowing them up would be wrong.
Two guys were just arrested.
I just saw on the news that two guys have been arrested in the city centre. One was drinking battery fluid and the other was chewing fireworks. One of them was charged but the other was let off.
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Fireworks remind me of s**.....
I'm always surprised when it lasts more than a few seconds.
little Johnny's father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year
When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked
"Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work"
"Strange, when I was on the way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine"
My dog hates the 4th of July
Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now
Tonight's firework show reminds me of my dad
Really exciting for 30 minutes, then completely gone for a year
Two men were arrested, one drank battery acid and the other ate fireworks...
One was charged while the other was let off.
I told my wife that she's like a firework
Explosive, distracting, and can put you in hospital if you get to close.
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em' will be dead in the next few months anyway....
....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
Little Peter
Came in to class one day with burns all over his face.
The teacher asked him what happend.
"Well i bought a crate of fireworks and..."
"There you have it kids, fireworks are a real danger" the teacher interupted
"Thats exactly what my father said as he threw it into the fireplace"
People are currently shooting fireworks off in my neighborhood. I'm usually all for shooting fireworks to celebrate the founding of the greatest nation on Earth, but come on...
Canada Day was yesterday!
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Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade w**....
Just like the children of Kabul.
I will have to do some research on fireworks
to know which one will give me bang for the buck.
A guy and a girl are set up on a blind date…
… despite some apprehension they both hit it off and agree to a second date.
Date two comes and there's even more fireworks, ending with a kiss goodnight.
Finally, a third date comes and at the end she invites him inside to spend the night.
As they're fooling around, she says If we're going to go to bed together, theres probably something you should know. When I was a little girl I was in an accident and I lost both my feet, so both my feet are prosthetic .
Slightly taken aback, the guy says I'm really sorry, I like you a lot. But if that's the case we can't be together .
Obviously very upset, she asks Why?! Are you a bigot or something?!
No he replies I'm lack-toes intolerant .
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Two kids on my street got arrested today.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
Only one of them was charged; the other was let off.
A Little Known Fact About the Works of J.R.R Tolkien
For his Eleventy-first birthday, instead of fireworks, Bilbo initially asked Gandalf if he could bring the band that plays Dream Police to perform a concert at the party.
This enraged Gandalf however, as Bilbo Baggins took him for some conjurer of Cheap Trick.
