The Best 21 Firework Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Firework jokes. There are some firework fire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these firework redneck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Firework Jokes and Puns

What is a pirate's favorite firework?

M-80. Happy 4th of July!

A police officer caught two kids

playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster.


"I don't understand it!" He said. "They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"

Firework joke, Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What's the difference between a firearm and a firework?

Well one is banned in many us states for causing deadly injuries...

...and the other is a gun.


Fireworks have been really popular in 2020.

Sales have skyrocketed.

What's a pirate's favorite firework?

M80

Firework joke, What's a pirate's favorite firework?

Where did the fire go on 4th of july?

Firework

Tonight's firework show reminds me of my dad

Really exciting for 30 minutes, then completely gone for a year

I told my wife that she's like a firework

Explosive, distracting, and can put you in hospital if you get to close.

Fireworks remind me of sex..

I'm always surprised when it lasts more than a few seconds.

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Did you hear about the firework that wouldn't explode?

It refused

Two men stand before a court.

One has stolen a set of batteries, the other nicked a firework and exploded it in his backyard.

The first man was charged, the other one was let off.

Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head?

He went out with a bang.

What kind of work is exploding in popularity?

A firework.

You're not a firework...

Don't drive lit.

Firework joke, You're not a firework...

How to castrate a redneck

"Hold this lit firework and count to ten"

Shitt, that firework was a dud

I'll better grab it and try to relight it

my dog died today

set of a firework and she thought it was a chew toy


What happens when an illegal firework gets lost?

It gets Confused

Did you hear about the policeman who arrested the two boys, one who had a battery in possession and the other a firework?

He charged one and let the other off.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the firework akbars jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working firework lantern piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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