The Best 18 Firefight Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Firefight jokes. There are some firefight artillery jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these firefight gunshot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Firefight Jokes and Puns

The firefighters in Greece are making the fire worse.

You aren't supposed to use water on Greece fires.

If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two, too

A squad of potatoes is engaged in a firefight after being sent to secure several important roads...

Gunfire and explosions are raining down on the group of potatoes until it's only the sergeant on his radio and a couple of others standing over the crispy skins of their fallen comrades. The General's voice suddenly blares from the radio...
"Sergeant, come in! What is your status, are the routes safe?"

Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down

It was the sole survivor.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,.....

Can a hooker get laid off?

There was a firefighter who always recited a poetry verse before extinguishing a blaze.

He was a real prose before hose kinda guy.

Penguins are at war

During a intense trench firefight, a young private that was recently drafted starts balling saying he cant handle it.

The commanding officer ferociously waddles over and screams "its either us or them"!

The private pauses for a second. Looks up and says "its not always black and white"


Firefight joke, Penguins are at war

How can you tell someone's a firefighter?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the firefighter pimp say when he walked into the club?

Where my hose at?

As a firefighter, I know there is one thing that we always save no matter how bad the fire.

The foundation

The firefighters dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"

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Some say firefighters aren't paid enough.

But recently a poll was taken... And they all fell through the floor.

They say firefighters deserve higher wages

but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor.

Why did the firefighter remove the calendar from a burning house?

To save the date!

How many firefighters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but it took three to get it back out

I am like a firefighter

I find them hot and leave them wet

Firefight joke, I am like a firefighter

What's the best name for a firefighter bowling team?

Stop, Drop, and Roll


How do firefighters describe their job as?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the firefight fire puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working firefight tanks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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