Firefight Jokes
32 firefight jokes and hilarious firefight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about firefight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Firefight Short Jokes
Short firefight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The firefight humour may include short fire fighting jokes also.
- My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters.
- Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
- The firefighters in Greece are making the fire worse. You aren't supposed to use water on Greece fires.
- Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter - Why are the majority of firefighters men? They've been training with fluid launching cannons since the day they were born.
I'll show myself out. - What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter? *gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
- The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes. I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.
- My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters
- Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
- Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down It was the sole survivor.
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Firefight One Liners
Which firefight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with firefight? I can suggest the ones about fire fighters and fire extinguisher.
- My father always told me you gotta fight fire with fire Great guy, horrible firefighter.
- What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose.
- What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Josb
- What award do you give a firefighter? most extinguished
- What do you call women firefighters? Firehoes
- What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B.
- What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? José and Hose-B
- What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose-A and Hose-B
- What do cops and firefighters have in common? They both wanted to be firefighters.
- If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have? Two, too
- My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch.
- What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant
- My father always told me "Fight fire with fire" He lost his job as a firefighter.
- Guys, I'm dating a lady firefighter tonight! You think she might put out?
- How can you tell someone's a firefighter? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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What funny jokes about firefight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fireman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make firefight pranks.
Working at home s**......
....if you're a firefighter.
Four Catholic women are talking about their sons while having coffee together
The first woman says My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father.'
The second says My sons is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Grace.'
The third says My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence.'
The fourth just quietly sips her coffee, and the other three give her a well, what about you? type look.
The fourth woman finally says My son is a handsome, 7-foot-tall firefighter. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Oh. My. God.'
I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be "saved" or "I'll burn"...
s**... firefighters.
I hate those people who come and knock on my door, telling me how I have to be "saved" or else I'll "burn"
s**... firefighters.
A bar is burning to the ground, and a team of firefighters rush in to put it out.
A bar is burning to the ground and a team of firefighters rush in to put out the fire. When they get inside they see an Irishman passed out from smoke inhalation. They drag him out of the bar and eventually the Irishman comes to. The firefighter says "you were there, how did this whole thing get started?!" The Irishman responds "I don't know it was burning when I walked in"
What do you call women with a f**... for firefighters?
Fire h**....
Once, me and my family wanted to bake some marshmallows in the campfire.
We had the poles with marshmallows sticked to them prepared when we heard sirens. We all ran out to see what happened. The neighbours' house was on fire and I saw a lot of firefighters trying to get the fire under control. The neighbours looked at us with pure disgust. That was the moment I realized we were still holding the sticks with marshmallows.
Cats and ladders
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's t**....
"Little partner," the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Johnny was in class one day...
and the teacher was asking everyone what their parents do. One said her dad was a firefighter, another said his mom was a nurse. When the teach asked Johnny what his dad does Johnny said "Well my dad is a stripper in a gay bar, and if the guy looks good and the money is right he'll have s**... with him out back in the alley." The teacher asked everyone to take their seats and sit quietly, then asked Johnny to step into the hall. She asked Johnny if his dad was really a stripper in a gay bar and Johnny said "Absolutely not. He's the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that."
