Firecracker Jokes

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Funniest Firecracker Short Jokes

Short firecracker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The firecracker humour may include short fireworks jokes also.

1. A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off
2. My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe. He refused two.
3. Today things are so politically correct you can't even say firecracker... ...You have to say, Bill you're fired.
4. Elizabeth Warren just said that she also got a bomb in the mail. The FBI investigated and said it was a firecracker.
   Elizabeth Warren now claims it was 1/1024th of a bomb.
5. What does every parrot and pirate want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker and some gunpowder.
6. Dad was a firecracker who blew all his money, leaving nothing for his son Who lived like a popper
7. What do you call it when you said a r**... on fire? A firecracker

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Firecracker One Liners

Which firecracker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with firecracker? I can suggest the ones about bonfire and fire extinguisher.

1. What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost? Bamboo!
2. What do you call a Caucasian pyrotechnic? A Firecracker.
3. What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!
4. What's a dragons favorite food to eat with his soup? Fire-crackers!
5. What do you call a trailer​ park fire? Firecrackers
6. What does firecrackers and your mom have in common? They're both a good bang for a buck!
7. What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers? Ahoy M-80
8. What do you call a white pyromaniac? A firecracker.
9. What did the parrot want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker
10. Why did the firecracker shoot himself? He wanted to go out with a bang.
11. What do you call a firecracker that doesn't go off until July 5th? A late boomer
12. Today I purchased a cherry tree and a firecracker. Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
13. I'm not sure if I heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite.
14. What do you call a white man on fire? A firecracker!
15. What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker.

Howlingly Hilarious Firecracker Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about firecracker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas cracker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make firecracker pranks.