Fire Retardant Jokes

Funniest Fire Retardant Short Jokes

Short fire retardant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fire retardant humour may include short fire extinguisher jokes also.

1. Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.
   If it doesn't, it's retardant.
2. Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer? Someone left the irony on...
3. Did you hear about the fire at the school for the mentally disabled? Some of the kids started it because they thought they were fire retardant.
4. When I was 15 I got fired from my babysitting job when I lost my r**... neighbor at the mall... I guess you could say I've been looking for that special someone ever since.
5. What is red, sits in a tree, and goes meow? A parrot, a r**... fire hydrant, or a red cat

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Fire Retardant One Liners

Which fire retardant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fire retardant? I can suggest the ones about fire fighting and fire fighters.

1. What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities? A fire retardant.
2. What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !
3. Do you know what makes a fire extinguisher special? It's retardant
4. What do you call a Fire Brigade made entirely of special ed students? Fire retardant.
5. What do you call a mentally challenged person who plays with fire? Flame Retardant.
6. What do you call a dumb ant that can put out a fire? A Fire-r**...-ant
7. Why did the r**... man get fired from McDonald's? He made a**...-burgers.

Quirky and Hilarious Fire Retardant Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about fire retardant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fire prevention jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fire retardant pranks.