Fire Fighting Jokes
59 fire fighting jokes and hilarious fire fighting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fire fighting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Fire Fighting Short Jokes
Short fire fighting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fire fighting humour may include short fire fighters jokes also.
- My dad always used to say " fight fire with fire" That's probably why he got kicked out the fire brigade.
- My father always told me "son, you should always fight fire with fire" Probably why he lost his job as a fireman
- Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
- My grandfather always said "son, you need to fight fire with fire..." Great guy, terrible fireman though
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer.
- My son just told me the school security guard got fired and the new one has only one arm. He asked, "How will he be able to break up fights with only one arm?" I replied, "Single-handedly."
- My uncle always said to fight fire with fire... I guess thats why he's not a fireman anymore.
- My father always said to me "son it's always best to fight fire with fire"... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service
- My dad used to say "fight fire with fire" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade
- My Dad said always fight fire with fire Which is probably why they kicked him out of the fire brigade.
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Fire Fighting One Liners
Which fire fighting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fire fighting? I can suggest the ones about firefight and fire department.
- My father always told me you gotta fight fire with fire Great guy, horrible firefighter.
- It was so hot today... That I actually saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
- My father always said, you need to fight fire with fire. Great father, terrible fireman.
- My Father always said "You should fight fire with fire" He didn't last long as a fireman.
- My Dad told me "always fight fire with fire"... And that's why he's no longer a fireman.
- My father always told me "Fight fire with fire" He lost his job as a firefighter.
- My ex boss's house just burned down... You know what they say, fight fired with fire.
- Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation? Because they gave him Aang-xiety
- Before you fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
- On the 4th of july firefighters fight fire with fire Because fireworks
- Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire.
- Fighting fire with fire? The fire department generally uses water, but ok.
- The best advice is to fight fire with fire Unless you're a firefighter
- What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter.
- What do firefighters do when there is no fire to fight? Waiting to be fired.
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What funny jokes about fire fighting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fire brigade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fire fighting pranks.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I used to write horoscopes for a living, but I got fired because every day for Cancer I'd just write, "Keep fighting."
My dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire." Probably explains why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.
A large group of Russian soldiers...
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."
A guy calls his girlfriend on the phone..
- Boyfriend: Sweetie, do you know how much I love you?
- Girlfriend: How much baby?
- Boyfriend: I would go thru fire, swim in the ocean full of sharks, climb all the mountains, survive in the desert like Bear Grylls, fight with bears and lions, even fight with Chuck Norris and all of the expendables cast if I have to, just to see your beautiful smile..
- Girlfriend: Aawww, you're so sweet! Why don't you come over?
- Boyfriend: How about tomorrow baby, it's starting to rain..
A Finnish Soldier...
In the winter war in 1945 is getting in line for a rifle. The man behind the counter says "sorry, the guy in front of you got the last one. Here, take this hockey stick, and if you see a Russian, point it at him and yell BANG!" The Finn finds this ridiculous but takes it, thinking he'll just fix a bayonet on the thing and fight like that.
As he gets to the bayonet counter, the guy in front of him gets the last one. Instead, he is given a piece of wood about six inches long with the instructions to yell STAB! every time someone is within arms length.
Feeling horribly unprepared, he heads out to battle with his platoon. Shortly, they become separated by snow and wind, and he is left alone with no weapon. A Russian comes over a snowdrift. Desperately, the man throws up his hockey stick and yells BANG! The Russian drops.
So he fights all through the day, yelling BANG and STAB at his will and dropping the enemy like flies. Late in the day, a huge Russian soldier comes plodding toward the man slowly. Feeling confident, the man fires his hockey stick to no effect. He tries a couple more times. Nothing.
Desperately, he throws his small piece of wood at the man, but it just bounces off. Suddenly, the earth around him explodes and he goes flying. Just as he is about to die, the Russian plods on by him saying under his breath "tank, tank, tank, BOOM!"
If two k**... members get in a fight...
And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?
They say that you should always dress for the job you want and not the job you have, so all week I have been coming into the office dressed as a fireman.
I can't say that the reaction has been positive overall, but I'm going to stick with it, because I think perseverance is a pretty important trait to have if your job is fighting fires.
My Dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire"
That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade.
My Father Always Taught Me
When I was growing up, my father always taught me to "Fight fire with fire." This probably explains why he was kicked out of the fire brigade.
I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire...
...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade.
Junk foods are so versatile!
A bag of Lays can be used as fuel for a fire in an emergency, you can have finger sword fights with Bugles, and now, a Cheeto has won the United States Presidential Election!
Got in a fight at school and was sent to the Principal's office...
"You're fired." He tells me.
Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ...
.....what do freedom fighters fight?
My Dad was an angry man who lived by the maxim "Fight fire with fire"
He was never allowed to become a firefighter.
I find this a little confusing...
If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what a freedom fighters fighting?
My dad always said "You should fight fire with fire."
But then he was kicked out of the fire service!
Israelis and Palestinians are fighting a battle.
From the israeli side, a machine gun fires, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
From the Palestinian side, a rifle goes bang bang
This goes on for a bit until suddenly, the Palestinian side goes quiet.
A head pokes out of the Israeli foxhole. Hey Muhammad! You run out of ammo?
Yeah!
Well come on over, i'll sell you some!
Man bought a gun.
A few days later, the man goes to his therapist for a regular check-up.
Therapist: "why did you buy a gun? Do you feel unsafe in society or...?"
Man: "I got a gun because of my bird phobia"
Therapist: "I think you might be getting carried away"
Man: *firing into the ceiling* "Not without a fight!"
