Fire Drill Jokes
18 fire drill jokes and hilarious fire drill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fire drill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fire Drill Short Jokes
Short fire drill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fire drill humour may include short drill jokes also.
- My friends got tired of the "Chinese Fire Drill". Instead, we shout "Triangle Fire Drill", lock the car doors and scream until we reach our destination.
- The blind construction worker at my school accidentally pulled the fire alarm. I don't think the fire alarm was a drill.
- We had a fire drill at the s**... bank today... But everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went of, it was a p**... evacuation
- What is it called when you leave your office building well before the fire drill begins? p**... evacuation
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Fire Drill One Liners
Which fire drill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fire drill? I can suggest the ones about fire extinguisher and fire alarm.
- How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
- Why are hens so good at fire drills? They always know where to egg sit.
- What is Neymar's favorite drill to practice? The fire drill
- What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire? This is not a drill.
- How many fire drills does the school of vine require in a year? Ten-drills.
- What do you call a guy that nuts during a fire drill p**... evacuation
Fire Drill Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fire drill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fire safety jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fire drill pranks.
A drill sergeant was drilling the recruit squad in the use of the rifle
Everything went smoothly until blank cartridges were distributed.
The recruits were instructed to load their pieces and stand at the ready, and then the sergeant gave the command:
"Fire at will!"
Private Lunn was puzzled. He lowered his gun.
"Which one is Will?", he asked.
I made it into my school's honor band, and we had to try on suits to see which ones fit.
I went late in the order, and my suit didn't fit, so I had to change into a different suit. That one fit, so I went to the bathroom to change out of it. In between taking my dress pants off and putting my regular pants off there was a fire drill.
It really caught me with my pants down.
This actually happened to me.