Fire Brigade Jokes
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What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade?
A py-Romanian.
My dad used to say "fight fire with fire"
I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade
My Dad said always fight fire with fire
Which is probably why they kicked him out of the fire brigade.
That poor security guard....
A security guard at a factory has two wooden legs.
He was working a night shift once when the factory caught fire.
A spokesman from the fire brigade told the local news crew that
thanks to them arriving on the scene quickly, the factory was saved.
However, the security guard was burned to the ground.
What do you call a Fire Brigade made entirely of special ed students?
Fire retardant.
My Father Always Taught Me
When I was growing up, my father always taught me to "Fight fire with fire." This probably explains why he was kicked out of the fire brigade.
A mathematician was interviewing for a job
A mathematician was interviewing for a job. The interviewer asks him - "You are walking towards your office and running late for a very important meeting and you glimpse a building on fire with people screaming for help. What will you do?".
The mathematician thinks for a while and replies : "People's lives are more important than an office meeting. I would immediately call for a fire brigade and help the trapped to the best of my abilities". The interviewer seems to be impressed with the mathematician's answer and moves on to the last question. Just to check his sanity, she asks: "And what if the building is not on fire?".
After a moment of thought, the mathematician replies with confidence :
"I will set the building on fire. Now, I have reduced it to a problem that I have already solved before!"
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