Fire Ants Jokes
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What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities?
A fire retardant.
What do you call a confident and stylish young fire ant?
Flamboyant
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.
What is the difference between a non vaccinated child and a fire ant?
A fire ant can live up to 6 years
My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...
He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".
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What do you call a dumb ant that can put out a fire?
A Fire-r**...-ant
I tried publishing my novel...
in which I stress the danger of global warming by describing my experience battling encroaching fire ant colonies. Every publisher called it ant-I-climatic.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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