Fire Ants Jokes
17 fire ants jokes and hilarious fire ants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fire ants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Fire Ants Short Jokes
Short fire ants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fire ants humour may include short termite jokes also.
- Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.
If it doesn't, it's retardant. - What is the difference between a non vaccinated child and a fire ant? A fire ant can live up to 6 years
- I tried publishing my novel... in which I stress the danger of global warming by describing my experience battling encroaching fire ant colonies. Every publisher called it ant-I-climatic.
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Fire Ants One Liners
Which fire ants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fire ants? I can suggest the ones about bed bugs and bee swarm.
- What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities? A fire retardant.
- What do you call a confident and stylish young fire ant? Flamboyant
- Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
- Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
- Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night. - What do you call a dumb ant that can put out a fire? A Fire-r**...-ant
Fire Ants Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about fire ants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean praying mantis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fire ants pranks.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
These are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
What every athlete says after winning: "First of all, I'd like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
Chuck threw a few rocks into the Pacific Ocean. These are now known as Hawaii.
Chuck can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass..................at night.
When Chuck is in Rome, they do what HE does.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one questions why.
My friend stepped in a mound of fire ants as he was dropping off his ballot last night...
He was telling me how his vision got blurry and he could hardly walk.
I first asked him if he was ok. Then I said, "that sounds like voterinterfireants to me".