Fir Jokes
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What type of tree does a Satanist get for Christmas?
A Lucy Fir
What do you call a fir tree that knows kung fu?
Spruce Lee
Why Santa got involved with Christmas
Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone:
Santa: Have you been naughty? ….That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ….. I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?…. Yes, I'd love to see how you trimmed your (fir) … I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top.
Now, every year he has to keep doing the b**... lie he told.
Irish Joke
p**... walks into a chemist ,pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist.
"Wid ye mind tastin that fir me"?
The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust. "Thats terrible" he says. "So bitter".
p**... replies with delight "Oh tats good news, they told me to bring a sample here and get tested fir me sugar levels".
A keyboard walks into a bar
He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says "just put it on my tab."
What do trees wear when it gets cold?
A fir coat.
I've got an allergy to Pine, Fir, and Cedar. …
All I want for Xmas is Yew.
What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?
A coniference.
I drove into the mountains and saw a crew clearcutting a massive evergreen forest...
I wonder what fir.
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