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An Irish boy comes home after school. His father asks him how his day went. The boy replies: "I think I'm in love."

His father says: "But that's great, son! Tell me, who are you in love with? Is it Fiona?"
No.
"Is it Mary?"
No.
"Is it Rosy?"
NO, dad... I... I'm in love with Tim.
The father explodes:
"Tim? TIM? My son, why are you doing this to your family?
Tim is Protestant!!

Confession

Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."

What do you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona?

Bishreksual
(Courtesy of my 13yo son)

What does Fiona let Shrek do on Valentine's Day?

Smash Mouth

Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?

He lacks Shrek's appeal

How does Shrek describe his s**... with Fiona?

Medi-Ogre

Adventure Time/Regular Show

If Finn is from the land of Ooo,
And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,
Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!

When Fiona refused Shrek's help in the first movie he was...

ReShrekted


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