Fins Jokes
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What hormones does a fish use to swim in a house?
Indoor Fins
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain.
Due to all the indoor fins.
Why are fire trucks red?
Because they have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve. Twelve inches is a foot, and a foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler, but queen Elizabeth is also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and seas have fish, and fish have fins, and the Fins fought the Russians, Russians are red, and fire trucks are always russhing around
Why do dolphins get so happy when they move into a house?
Because they have a lot of indoor fins
What has fins but can't swim?
A wheelbarrow, I lied about the fins.
What do Tylenol and a chair made out of tiny sharks have in common?
They're both a seat of mini fins.
What happens when a Barbie gets fins?
She becomes a dolphin. Duh!
Why are fish only happy inside?
They have in-door fins
Why do Catholics eat fish on Good Friday?
Because Jesus died for our fins.
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the Mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just Eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s**...t inside!"
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