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The Funniest Finns Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good finns joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two Finnish guys are sitting in a ferry, drinking v**.....

After a few hours of drinking one of the Finns says This was fun
The other one replies:
Are we here to drink, or are we here to talk?

Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming?

Cause they have Finns

How can you tell if a fish is a Swedish fish?

It only has Finns on one side.

What are the two biggest fears of Russian military?

That the Chinese learn how to fight like the Finns, or that the Finns learn how to breed like the Chinese.

Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people.
4+8=12
There are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
There was a ship named Queen Elizabeth
Ships sail on seas
Seas have fish
Fish have fins
People from Finland are Finns
Finland and Russia border each other
Russians are red
Firetrucks are always Russian around


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